{"id":29114,"date":"2024-06-09T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2024-06-09T09:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=29114"},"modified":"2024-08-22T19:02:19","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T23:02:19","slug":"the-safety-dance-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/09\/the-safety-dance-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Safety Dance \u2013 Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The man stood alone on the subway platform at ten thirty in the morning and considered where his life was going.\u00a0 He had just been laid off at the office and now was trying to work out how he was going to break the news to his wife.\u00a0 She was home with their three small children and the dog and had been hoping that the Christmas bonus he had been expecting today would pay for them to move to an apartment in a nicer town where the schools were decent.<\/p>\n<p>Now all of that was in the wind and he\u2019d have to start looking for a job in a 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