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I watched these two Biden clips.\u00a0 One has Biden spouting absolute gibberish<\/a>.\u00a0 Honestly, I couldn\u2019t even guess what he was trying to say.\u00a0 It was just jibber jabber.\u00a0 The other has a scene where his toadies are dancing to Juneteenth dance music around him but he is frozen in a posture that makes him look like an animatronic mannequin<\/a>.\u00a0 Watching both of these video clips should be enough to convince any reasonable adult that Joe Biden is now hopelessly senile.\u00a0 He can\u2019t speak coherently, even when reading from a teleprompter.\u00a0 His ability to perform minor tasks like walking, climbing short flights of stairs and recognizing things in his environment like entrances and exits from the platforms he is being exhibited on is evaporating.\u00a0 There are even indications that he is becoming increasingly incontinent.<\/p>\n

Under these circumstances how are we supposed to believe that he is the current leader of this country?\u00a0 Other people write his speeches and executive orders and map out the agenda that is followed by the executive branch under his cabinet.\u00a0 There is virtually no way any of this could be the work of Joe Biden.\u00a0 Calling him a puppet is a remarkably apt expression.\u00a0 That is exactly the way he looks and acts.\u00a0 The only way it could be clearer is if he literally had visible strings attached to his wrists and ankles.<\/p>\n

And yet Biden is barely a point or two behind Trump overall and even a point or two ahead in some swing states.\u00a0 Can half of the country really hate Trump enough to vote for a dementia patient to lead this country through some of the most dangerous circumstances we\u2019ve seen since the Cold War?\u00a0 I guess the answer is absolutely!<\/p>\n

So, I won\u2019t be surprised when Joe makes his first State of the Union speech for his second term zip-tied onto a mobility device like some kind of cyborg scarecrow with a prerecorded AI voice track emanating from speakers while his mouth remains half open in a mute grimace of confusion and gas pain.<\/p>\n

But what if Joe expires before 2029?\u00a0 Will Kamala succeed to the Oval Office?\u00a0 Well, somehow it seems unlikely.\u00a0 And not because she\u2019s much stupider than a mush-brained mental patient.\u00a0 It\u2019s because she\u2019s an unpleasant idiot that makes those around her go through hell while she pretends that she\u2019s not a moron.<\/p>\n

So somehow there has to be a plan to move onto someone slightly less awful than Harris.\u00a0 But who?\u00a0 I\u2019m going to reject the Michelle Obama theory and go directly to Oprah Winfrey.\u00a0 Yes, it\u2019s definitely Oprah\u2019s time.\u00a0 She combines many important qualities.\u00a0 She\u2019s fat, she\u2019s a woman, she\u2019s black, she\u2019s rich and she\u2019s stupid.\u00a0 She\u2019s got it all!<\/p>\n

So as much as I\u2019ve enjoyed the Biden years, I\u2019m very excited to see Oprah replace Joe and lead this country into a future that staggers the imagination to visualize.\u00a0 Her stupidity and her popularity will usher in a new age where all we expect from our president is an afternoon time slot on ABC and book and diet recommendations for all of the women of America.\u00a0 A virtual golden age.\u00a0 So, then, Vice President Joy Behar?\u00a0 Oy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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