August, September and October will be consumed with talking about Kamala Harris?\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t seem possible.\u00a0 There\u2019s just nothing there.\u00a0 They\u2019ve got to throw us something else or we\u2019ll all go insane.\u00a0 I guess the next thing will be her vice-presidential pick.\u00a0 Can you imagine that?\u00a0 Being second banana to Kamala Harris?\u00a0 In a sense Kamala Harris was the perfect person to be the back up to Joe Biden.\u00a0 An emotionally unstable nitwit would complement a dementia patient well enough.\u00a0 But what would be one rung below her?\u00a0 I don\u2019t know, a roll of bubble wrap?\u00a0 One of those door-stops that\u2019s made out of a spring?<\/p>\n
I suppose, to distract us Joe Biden can start a war with someone.\u00a0 It\u2019ll have to be with one of our allies.\u00a0 We can\u2019t afford to lose to one of our enemies.\u00a0 Currently our navy is taking incoming from something called the Houthis which sounds like a Star Wars race that should look like lobster-men.\u00a0 Apparently, we\u2019re now being attacked by smaller and smaller organizations.\u00a0 Eventually we\u2019ll work our way down to where TikTok influencers will be calling us out.<\/p>\n
But yes, Joe Biden is going to need something to do for the next six months while he waits for his brain to reach zero-charge and he expires behind the Resolute desk.\u00a0 So, a war makes sense.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t have to be a real war.\u00a0 In fact, a fake war will be much better.\u00a0 Now that Betty Boop doesn\u2019t have to run press conferences for President Meathead she can be repurposed as Joe\u2019s babysitter.\u00a0 She can bring him ice cream and give him war updates.\u00a0 And to simplify things for the personnel who run the White House tours they can move Joe down into the bunker.<\/p>\n
Breathless news of great victories and tragic defeats could be delivered every few hours and lulls in the battle could coincide with his 1:30 pm nap.\u00a0 I think it would suffice if they could get him the deluxe edition of Risk and let him set up the board on a card table next to his Lazy Boy.\u00a0 If he\u2019s smart, he\u2019ll build up his defenses on Alaska and Greenland and get those five armies for North America every turn.\u00a0 The smart money is to expand into South America and Africa after that.\u00a0 Europe will be tough although he\u2019s already got a lot of armies in Ukraine so there\u2019s that.\u00a0 Well, I won\u2019t second guess Biden.\u00a0 He is a strategic giant so I\u2019ll just wait for his memoirs to come out in \u201cHighlights\u201d magazine to learn how he conquered the world again.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll have to get through the next three and a half months somehow.\u00a0 I think I might skip the Kamala speeches altogether.\u00a0 Listening to her talk about her racial and sexual grievances would be way too annoying.\u00a0 Perhaps I can come up with a completely non-election-based series of topics to get me to December.\u00a0 And at that point many things will have been decided by the outcome of our political drama.\u00a0 I think this election will be an endpoint for a lot of things.\u00a0 A Kamala Harris presidency would be a benchmark.\u00a0 People in the future could point to it as the official beginning of post-America.\u00a0 Perhaps I should start drafting an obituary.\u00a0 It would be the decent thing to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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