Okay, so maybe I\u2019m pushing it.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s too soon.\u00a0 But then again Obama got his preemptively and let\u2019s face it, if we don\u2019t get Joe to Oslo soon it might be kind of embarrassing during the presentation ceremony.\u00a0 And messy.<\/p>\n
So, how about it?\u00a0 If proof is needed, we can list Afghanistan, Ukraine (kinda), COVID, January Sixth convictions (by proxy), Trump assassination attempt (by proxy), eleven plus million migrants living on the dole and the laughs we got from the debate, plus the gift of Kamala Harris.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s a lot.<\/p>\n
What did Teddy Roosevelt have?\u00a0 The Russo-Japanese War peace treaty?\u00a0 Thin soup as far as I can see.\u00a0 After all, are they really any closer to friendship now than they were a hundred odd years ago?\u00a0 Hardly.<\/p>\n
No.\u00a0 History is crying out for a Peace Prize for Biden.\u00a0 In fact, the whole thing should be renamed the Joe Biden Peace Prize.\u00a0 And the award should be reworked so that it is a replica of Joe Biden\u2019s head.\u00a0 Smiling, maybe.\u00a0 But I\u2019ll have to think about that.\u00a0 He did have that great look during the debate.\u00a0 You know whenever Trump was mocking him.\u00a0 Not just a confused look but a look of incredible effort like he was trying to remember how to make his mouth close.\u00a0 So maybe that look.<\/p>\n
And inscribed on his forehead it could say something like, \u201cNever forget that I, uhhh, look, you know the drill, uhhh, the thing, uhhh, oh forget it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Next year, Kamala Harris can get hers; either for winning the election or for losing it.\u00a0 After that either Greta Thunberg or those kids who defaced one of Van Gogh\u2019s sunflower paintings then super glued themselves to the wall.\u00a0 That was world class.<\/p>\n
But enough of this daydreaming.\u00a0 Let\u2019s get back to reality.\u00a0 Even if they gave Joe the award tomorrow there\u2019s a good chance, he won\u2019t know what they\u2019re saying or what it means.\u00a0 So, we\u2019ve got to break through the cognitive barrier.\u00a0 What needs to be provided is a clear indication that he\u2019s getting a lot of money.\u00a0 No matter how far gone he is into imbecility he will still recognize and respond to a big pile of cash.<\/p>\n
What makes sense is for the award money to be presented in one-dollar bills in a giant burlap bag with a dollar sign printed on the outside and the bills overflowing onto the floor.\u00a0 I guess, in order to make it more familiar it should be presented to Joe by Hunter in his underwear smoking crack cocaine and surrounded by naked hookers.<\/p>\n
And to round out the experience Doctor Jill and Barack Obama could be on either side of the stage clapping and telling him what a good boy he\u2019s been for knowing all the words and eating all his ice cream and mostly not soiling himself.<\/p>\n
Poor Alfred Nobel.\u00a0 If only he could have lived long enough to see his award go to Barack Obama for his future contributions to world peace (which didn\u2019t quite pan out).\u00a0 And hopefully now to Joe Biden for his good sportsmanship in allowing himself without the need for violence to be forced to exit the Democratic presidential primary that he had already won and hand it over to someone even stupider than himself.\u00a0 Now that\u2019s what I call peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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