{"id":30158,"date":"2024-08-25T05:00:05","date_gmt":"2024-08-25T09:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=30158"},"modified":"2024-08-24T19:41:08","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T23:41:08","slug":"the-safety-dance-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/25\/the-safety-dance-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"The Safety Dance \u2013 Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/24\/the-safety-dance-part-3\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Safety Dance \u2013 Part 3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And once again Jim felt like the mark in a three-card Monty game.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t put his hand on his wallet but he almost did.\u00a0 Instead, he shook the hand that Connors proffered and allowed himself to be escorted to a chair at a small table to the side of the huge desk.\u00a0 The former chauffer took another chair next to him and put on a sheepish grin, \u201cI guess 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people avoiding taxes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Connors countered, \u201cIt would if there were excess consumption to detect.\u00a0 But what my set-up entails is internal capture of all or almost all of the commercial and industrial needs of our communities.\u00a0 Did you notice the automobile that we drove here in?\u00a0 That doesn\u2019t come from Detroit or Japan or Korea.\u00a0 We make them ourselves.\u00a0 And we also make the gasoline it runs on, at least when we fill it up in town.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jim jumped on this statement, \u201cBut not having any commerce is just as bad as having too much.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure the government monitors the apparent economic activity in an area and would notice if a large population like a whole town or several towns didn\u2019t seem to buy or sell anything.\u201d\u00a0 Connors smiled, \u201cVery true and that is why we very carefully balance our apparent commerce to expectations.\u00a0 In fact, we have all this down to a science.\u00a0 But that\u2019s 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That\u2019s the end game.\u00a0 But in the meantime, we\u2019re a family.\u00a0 Every family in our organization has the resources and opportunity to thrive and live a great life.\u00a0 Everyone has the creature comforts of modern life and in addition education is addressed comprehensively and the level of expertise in the faculty rivals what you could expect at MIT or Cal Tech.\u00a0 Our humanities curriculum isn\u2019t as developed as the technical side but it\u2019s adequate.\u00a0 And best of all the government is kept at bay.\u00a0 We live our lives without the interference of Washington bureaucrats telling us what we can and can\u2019t do; what we can and can\u2019t think.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then Connors stopped talking and watched Locke.\u00a0 He was silent for several minutes, looking like he wanted to say something.\u00a0 \u201cWhat if I say no?\u00a0 I know a lot of stuff that you don\u2019t want known.\u00a0 What would happen?\u201d\u00a0 Connors looked at him seriously and 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