Cat Ladies are scared.\u00a0 They can\u2019t tell who voted for Trump.\u00a0 They say they want Kamala voters to wear a blue bracelet to identify them to each other.\u00a0 And they want to shave their heads.\u00a0 And they want to wear COVID masks.\u00a0 Well, that\u2019s a lot of stuff.\u00a0 So, I guess there is potentially 48% of white women out there who might start walking around with shaved heads, surgical masks and blue bracelets.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve gotta say, that\u2019s a pretty horrendous situation.\u00a0 Most of these blue-haired cat ladies aren\u2019t the most attractive bunch.\u00a0 As a group they\u2019re also pretty grouchy to start with and now after the election they\u2019re going on TikTok and Instagram and yelling a lot and threatening to stop having sex.\u00a0 And that\u2019s fine.\u00a0 I don\u2019t think anyone is going to insist they have sex.\u00a0 In fact, for a lot of them it might be for the best.\u00a0 I\u2019m no expert on modern relationships but I think, for the most part, most men prefer women with hair.\u00a0 And a lot of them prefer a woman who doesn\u2019t hate men.\u00a0 Maybe not all but a lot of them.<\/p>\n
And even for us who don\u2019t plan to have sex with random former-blue-haired bald women, we still have to see them walking around with their bald heads.\u00a0 It\u2019s not great.\u00a0 I mean you get used to women having hair.\u00a0 It\u2019s going to be like some kind of dystopian science fiction story with these ugly bald women wearing masks and glaring at us without blue bracelets.\u00a0 And do you think that the blue hair dye will end up dyeing their heads blue too?\u00a0 I don\u2019t think I could deal with that.\u00a0 Bald blue-headed angry women wearing surgical masks.\u00a0 It\u2019s a bit much.<\/p>\n
As a man with short hair I can say definitively that a shaved head makes living in the northeast more difficult.\u00a0 As bald people well know the human body loses a lot of heat from the head and this is exacerbated by baldness.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know if these women are aware.\u00a0 Maybe they\u2019ll reconsider.\u00a0 I\u2019ll bet a lot of them don\u2019t even have hats anymore.\u00a0 Well, these particular women probably have those pink hats from their marches back in 2017.\u00a0 I guess they could repurpose those to keep their bald heads warm in the winter.\u00a0 That wouldn\u2019t be so bad.\u00a0 So maybe this won\u2019t be so bad.\u00a0 I wonder if we could persuade them to wear the hats indoors too.\u00a0 We could compliment them on how nice the hats make them look.\u00a0 You know compliment them, respectfully.\u00a0 Not hit on them or anything.\u00a0 Not enough to get them thinking about sex again.\u00a0 Just enough to keep those hats on their big bald blue heads.<\/p>\n
As I said, a lot of these women are very angry.\u00a0 They keep talking about attacking and shooting Trump voters.\u00a0 That\u2019s not good.\u00a0 I mean, who would want to be punched or shot by an angry bald-headed woman?\u00a0 I know I don\u2019t.\u00a0 It would be embarrassing to admit.<\/p>\n
Maybe I should get me one of those blue bracelets.\u00a0 How much could it cost; five, six bucks?\u00a0 Of course, if it\u2019s a lot more maybe I can make on out of blue electrical wire.\u00a0 I\u2019ll go to Home Depot and buy a spool of it and braid it into a bracelet.\u00a0 Well, that sounds like a plan.<\/p>\n
Honestly, we live in difficult times.\u00a0 Just when you think that you\u2019ve conquered the worst problems something new comes along.\u00a0 Like nose rings.\u00a0 I was always freaked out when I saw people, especially women with nose rings.\u00a0 I always wondered if when their nose was running did it drip down the nose ring?\u00a0 And then I thought maybe that was a workable situation.\u00a0 When they had a cold, they could attach a length of tubing to the bottom of the nose ring and let the snot run off into a bottle or something.\u00a0 I thought of patenting this idea but then I figured some nose ring wearer probably already thought of it.\u00a0 So, I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
Well, the world marches on.\u00a0 Alright then, bald headed women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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