{"id":31606,"date":"2024-12-19T05:00:25","date_gmt":"2024-12-19T10:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=31606"},"modified":"2024-12-18T21:35:44","modified_gmt":"2024-12-19T02:35:44","slug":"top-men-working-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/19\/top-men-working-on-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Men Working on It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My recent thought experiment to determine whether the geometry of our universe is Euclidean or not has inspired me to get involved in the upcoming Trump Administration.\u00a0 Just as Trump has farmed out budget cutting to DOGE, I would like to volunteer (well not for free though) my services to perform research that is woefully needed by the United States government.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t come up with a snappy acronym for my team but I\u2019m working on it.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a non-exhaustive list of some of the projects I\u2019d like to tackle for Uncle Sam.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Global Warming \u2013 Now, this is a no-brainer. Up until now research on this subject has been performed by commies.\u00a0 And no matter what information they get they \u201canalyze\u201d it until they can work it into a hockey stick graph that warns that the end of the world is imminent.\u00a0 What is needed is an objective, scientific approach.\u00a0 And that\u2019s me all over.\u00a0 I will analyze the hell out of that data and something tells me that my result will be a call for more fossil fuel and nuclear energy to stave off the next ice age which is already rearing its ugly head.\u00a0 Also, I\u2019ll perform a mass and energy balance and a cost analysis around such technologies as wind generators and solar energy panels.\u00a0 Something tells me that the cost of each kilowatt hour taken over the usable life of the equipment and including the replacement cost of the equipment (not neglecting the cost of environmental remediation for mining and processing of heavy metals and other toxic materials) will be an order of magnitude higher than either fossil fuels or fission reactors.\u00a0 Is it too much to ask to have the \u201cclimate scientists\u201d hauled into court for fraud?<\/li>\n<li>The Definition of a Woman \u2013 In a country where this<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31607\" src=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1.webp 1920w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AP_21056577976548-1-1536x864.webp 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is called a woman, things are not going to go well.\u00a0 What I propose to do is convene a panel of experts.\u00a0 I will use the most credentialed individuals available.\u00a0 I will include married men, wedding planners, hairdressers, script writers from the Hallmark Channel, employees at grocery and clothing stores and shoe salesmen.\u00a0 In addition, I\u2019ll recruit a fair cross-section of guys found habitually at strip joints from across this great land.\u00a0 Between them all we will work long and hard to come up with a consensus definition and if necessary, a list of qualifying and disqualifying \u201cconditions.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m sure the team will have a contentious and spirited discussion about everything from terminology to visual aids but we\u2019ll make sure that the exhibit shown above or anything like it is never mistaken for a woman again.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My team will devote a full year to trying to figure out exactly which mental conditions Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are suffering from. After making an exhaustive study we will try to translate their last four years of speeches into rational English sentences.\u00a0 Where no meaning can be found we will overlay those sections of the transcripts with pictures of kittens and puppy dogs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So that will be a start.\u00a0 Eventually we\u2019ll expand out and solve all the problems of the multiverse.\u00a0 But I will charge time and a half on weekends.\u00a0 After all I\u2019m only human.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My recent thought experiment to determine whether the geometry of our universe is Euclidean or not has inspired me to get involved in the upcoming<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,288,3366,1263,6],"tags":[3344,143,230],"class_list":["post-31606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-humor","category-life-in-dunwich","category-stuff-that-personally-interests-me-miscellaneous","category-trump","tag-2024-elections","tag-drain-the-swamp","tag-right-wing-humor"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - 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