{"id":32039,"date":"2025-01-26T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=32039"},"modified":"2025-01-26T08:33:19","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T13:33:19","slug":"no-brainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/no-brainer\/","title":{"rendered":"No Brainer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know what movie is the front-runner for Best Picture and Best Actress Oscar Awards?\u00a0 It\u2019s a musical called Emilia P\u00e9rez.\u00a0 It\u2019s the story of a Mexican cartel kingpin named Manitas Del Monte who decides to undergo a sex change operation and become a woman named (you guessed it) Emilia P\u00e9rez.\u00a0 And as you might imagine problems crop up.\u00a0 He wants to keep tabs on his wife and children (who think he is dead).\u00a0 And when his wife resumes an affair with one of his henchmen well, that\u2019s going to be a problem.\u00a0 Eventually everyone ends up dead, so it\u2019s kind of a cautionary tale about sex changes I guess.\u00a0 But it\u2019s a musical so I\u2019m sure it\u2019s a lot of fun.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Zoe Salda\u00f1a - La Vaginoplastia (From Emilia P\u00e9rez Oscar Nominee - Best Picture)\" width=\"783\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kaChl7eJoEk?start=13&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now of course the best bit is the \u201cactress\u201d playing Emilia P\u00e9rez is, of course a man who has had his manly bits hacked off and now wears a dress and wig.\u00a0 So, this is the year when a man will win the Best Actress Award.<\/p>\n<p>Another milestone!<\/p>\n<p>I guess you\u2019re asking yourself where is he going with this?\u00a0 What is there to say?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a fair question.\u00a0 After all this is just the logical conclusion to the progression in Hollywood for the last twenty years or so.\u00a0 The proportion of movies that are strictly message movies and lack any entertainment value has been increasing steadily for two decades to the point where whole years can pass without anything appearing in theaters that general audiences can enjoy.\u00a0 Of late even the superhero and Star Wars movies have been saturated with gender and racial equity messaging to such a point that these once bullet-proof box-office money makers have been crashing and burning.\u00a0 Disney has had a string of flops that instead of making billions as they used to aren\u2019t even breaking even.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I think with Emilia P\u00e9rez we\u2019ve reached the edge of the cliff.\u00a0 If Hollywood gives the Best Picture and Best Actress awards to Emilia P\u00e9rez they will have passed into self-parody and forfeited any hope of recovery.\u00a0 I have seen outtakes from this film.\u00a0 There is a whole song devoted to vaginoplasty.\u00a0 This is not the work of sane people.\u00a0 This makes \u201cSpringtime for Hitler,\u201d the farcical play within a play from Mel Brooks\u2019 \u201cThe Producers,\u201d look like Shakespeare.<\/p>\n<p>From what I\u2019ve heard, Mexico is up in arms.\u00a0 Apparently, the honor of the narco-trafficantes has been besmirched by the premise of the movie.\u00a0 I\u2019m amazed that the producers don\u2019t fear that they may end up as heads in a duffel bag somewhere in a cartel stronghold in Mexico.\u00a0 And personally, I don\u2019t see how we could blame them for taking offense.\u00a0 After all it\u2019s kind of like misgendering in a way.\u00a0 And we all know how bad that is.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, if there is still any doubt that conservatives could easily make excellent money by opening up a half-decent movie studio and provide the public with even mediocre entertainment, this is the proof.\u00a0 The idiots in Hollywood have lost their damn minds and nobody wants to watch what they are producing and awarding.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, a studio using ten-year-old CGI technology and century old plots could be picking up most of the billions that Marvel and Lucas Films are leaving on the table by being woke.\u00a0 Something like Dune or any space opera from the 1940s would sell tickets all day long just by providing teenagers with a hero saves the princess plot.\u00a0 After all that\u2019s what Star Wars was based on and they printed money for forty years until they screwed it up with the woke crap they had to inject into it.<\/p>\n<p>Let me recommend that you not go to see Emilia P\u00e9rez.\u00a0 In fact, let me recommend that you not watch this year\u2019s Oscars (not that you would).\u00a0 But who I am really talking to is Elon Musk and other deep pockets guys who have the wherewithal to take advantage of others\u2019 mistakes.\u00a0 Hire a few of the better movie screenwriters and tell them to write a Star Wars rip-off.\u00a0 Except make it for normal people.\u00a0 Then film it and make a billion dollars.\u00a0 No brainer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know what movie is the front-runner for Best Picture and Best Actress Oscar Awards?\u00a0 It\u2019s a musical called Emilia P\u00e9rez.\u00a0 It\u2019s the story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,239],"tags":[3697,913,335,43,4729,38,1355,512],"class_list":["post-32039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-movie-reviews","tag-entertainment","tag-hollyweird","tag-hollywood","tag-movie-review","tag-movies","tag-review","tag-reviews","tag-the-oscars"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.4 - 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