{"id":33121,"date":"2025-05-02T05:00:41","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T09:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=33121"},"modified":"2025-05-02T07:07:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T11:07:14","slug":"trad-wife-boot-camp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/02\/trad-wife-boot-camp\/","title":{"rendered":"Trad-Wife Boot Camp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder if Camera Girl knows that if she were a zoomer she\u2019d be considered a \u201ctrad wife.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m actually afraid to tell her what that is.\u00a0 She\u2019d shake her head and tell me that people today are ridiculous and I shouldn\u2019t waste my time talking about ridiculous things.\u00a0 But she\u2019s so far out of the mainstream that she might as well be from another planet.<\/p>\n<p>And that brings me to the topic of today.\u00a0 How to find trad wives for my grandsons.\u00a0 It\u2019s a complicated question.\u00a0 I wonder if Google Ads has a category for it?\u00a0 I\u2019m sure there are dating sites that categorize people by the lifestyle they align with.\u00a0 But I don\u2019t trust my grandsons to handle an assignment this important.\u00a0 I\u2019m not even sure if their parents are up to the challenge.\u00a0 I think this requires Camera Girl to handle the interviews.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t expect her to have the final say over the bride but I think she should be given a veto over the candidates that are obviously flawed.\u00a0 Now of course the heart wants what the heart wants.\u00a0 But I think it would make good sense to have some oversight of the matrimonial process.\u00a0 Let\u2019s face it, men are not very savvy when it comes to women.\u00a0 In fact, the zoomers may actually be responsible for this whole kerfuffle about the question of, \u201cWhat is a woman?\u201d\u00a0 Maybe they honestly don\u2019t know.\u00a0 Sure, they\u2019ve seen them online but have they ever spoken with a live woman since graduating college?<\/p>\n<p>What would make sense would be some kind of practical exam.\u00a0 Let\u2019s see:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Make spaghetti and meatballs from scratch.<\/li>\n<li>Make decent coffee.<\/li>\n<li>Make pancakes.<\/li>\n<li>Figure out the menu for the week.<\/li>\n<li>Bake an apple pie.<\/li>\n<li>Entertain your prospective in-laws without saying the word \u201ccringe\u201d once.<\/li>\n<li>Show that you like kids.<\/li>\n<li>Tell a joke.<\/li>\n<li>Go shopping with your prospective mother-in-law.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t look at your phone once during dinner.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now I know this is a stone-age list.\u00a0 Women nowadays can\u2019t cook, don\u2019t want kids and have no interpersonal skills except in the office or on-line.\u00a0 But that\u2019s the point.\u00a0 Men should be trying to find a way out of the awful world that girl-bosses and feminism has created.\u00a0 If they marry, they need to find a woman that they\u2019ll be able to stay married to for more than a month.\u00a0 And if a woman doesn\u2019t intend to have children, then there\u2019s no imaginable reason to marry her in the first place.\u00a0 If she wants companionship, she should save time and money and buy a cat or two or three.<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u2019s entirely possible that there are no more wifeable women left.\u00a0 Maybe the whole western world of women is composed of girls who want to work in middle management and eventually end up as middle-aged, Botox-shooting, cat-keeping, barren girl-bosses spitting venom at the whole male sex for not wanting to serve as their place-holder partner at the corporate parties and gatherings.<\/p>\n<p>If that\u2019s the case my recommendation is for my grandsons to go marry a girl from a traditional country where women still give birth to children and think of house-wife as a pretty nice career.\u00a0 But we\u2019ll have to see how my talk with Camera Girl goes.\u00a0 She\u2019s ornery and may not agree right away.\u00a0 But she\u2019ll come 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