Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.\u00a0 And it goes without saying (although I will say it) good evening too to Ms. America and to all the pronouns that represent the gorgeous mosaic that is America in 2026.<\/p>\n
I come to you tonight, not on the Sunday, 8pm 60 Minutes program where I belong but from my \u201cman cave\u201d in the basement of my home.\u00a0 I have followed various YouTube videos and purchased the hardware and materials to assemble my very own television studio.\u00a0 I will \u201cupload\u201d this video to YouTube, as the kids say, and get my story out to the world.\u00a0 You might think that the recent interview with the New York Times would have set the record straight about the outrageous, fascistic and catastrophic events going on at CBS but I sensed that just as at CBS, the New York Times is now also being censored by the Trump administration and I must get the word out before the thought police have a chance to shut down all dissent.<\/p>\n
And because I was trained in the Socratic Method in journalism school, I will structure this podcast as an interview between me and myself.\u00a0 For the sake of clarity, whenever I am asking the questions as the interviewer, I will wear a hat with the letter J on it to show I am the journalist.\u00a0 And when I am answering the questions, I will wear a hat with the letter S that stands for \u201csource\u201d and also Snott since that is my name.\u00a0 Here we go.<\/p>\n
J \u2013 Thank you, intrepid whistleblower for daring to blow the whistle on Donald Trump, The Ellisons and Bari Weiss while they lay waste to a once magnificent journalistic miracle, 60 Minutes.<\/p>\n
S \u2013 Thank you for acknowledging my bravery and for building this state-of-the-art studio on such short notice.<\/p>\n
J \u2013 What was the hardest part of speaking truth to power during your harrowing ordeal with those destroyers of free speech and haters of freedom of the press.<\/p>\n
S \u2013 I would say that the worst of it was not being allowed to document my firing for an upcoming segment of 60 Minutes.\u00a0 I would say off the top of my head that truth dies in darkness and unless I\u2019m allowed to produce a fourteen-part series that covers every facet of the coup currently being perpetrated against this land of liberty I can\u2019t see the world surviving for more than a few more weeks.<\/p>\n
J \u2013 Will you make this series available to the American public.<\/p>\n
S \u2013 I\u2019m glad you asked that question journalist.\u00a0 At the bottom of this video there will be a post office address.\u00a0 If you send me a check for $1,400, you will receive a full set of 14 DVDs (or VHS tapes).\u00a0 Or you can send $200 for each episode separately but that will be less economical.<\/p>\n
J \u2013 That seems like a very fair price to pay.<\/p>\n
S \u2013 Yes journalist, because what they will be paying for is freedom.\u00a0 And who can put a price on freedom.\u00a0 Although I guess that price is $1,400.<\/p>\n
J \u2013 Thank you Mr. Whistleblower and good night, America and good luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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