Location: National Guard base in Louisiana<\/p>\n
Secret Service Agent (SSA): Mr. Trump, the motorcade is ready for the trip back to the airport.<\/p>\n
Donald Trump (DT): Okay Joseph. I\u2019m just sending a text home. How long should I say it will take us to get back to the airport?<\/p>\n
SSA: Three hours sir.<\/p>\n
DT: Three hours? That can\u2019t be right. It only took 45 minutes to get here.<\/p>\n
SSA: We have to detour around the area we accessed earlier. The National Guard is in there now and we might get stuck behind some major rescue operation or caught in a swamped out road. It may get kind of uncomfortable in there.<\/p>\n
DT: Might? May? Come on Joseph, man up! If we\u2019re lucky we\u2019ll save more than two hours and be in New York in time for dinner.<\/p>\n
SSA: If you insist sir.<\/p>\n
(Fifteen minutes down the road)<\/p>\n
DT: Joseph, what\u2019s the delay.<\/p>\n
SSA: There\u2019s a convoy at the intersection bringing out some families from the low ground ahead. We\u2019ll be moving in a minute.<\/p>\n
DT: Good.<\/p>\n
DT: Lotta kids and old people there.<\/p>\n
SSA: Yes, sir.<\/p>\n
DT: They look beat.<\/p>\n
SSA: Yes sir. They\u2019re scared and tired. Alright we\u2019ll be going on now.<\/p>\n
DT: Ahh, okay, good.<\/p>\n
(Ten minutes later)<\/p>\n
DT: Oh my God. Look at those houses. They\u2019re submerged! Is there anyone inside.<\/p>\n
SSA: No sir. This is where those people you saw used to live.<\/p>\n
DT: Ohh.\u00a0 Uncomfortable you said.<\/p>\n
SSA:\u00a0 Yes.<\/p>\n
Five minutes later.<\/p>\n
DT: Joseph, where are they gonna put those people.<\/p>\n
SSA: Temporary shelters. Military bases. Actually they\u2019re trying to figure that out now.<\/p>\n
DT: Ohh.<\/p>\n
Five minutes later.<\/p>\n
DT: Joseph.<\/p>\n
SSA: Yes, Mr Trump.<\/p>\n
DT: Head back to the command base.<\/p>\n
SSA: But we\u2019ll be late sir.<\/p>\n
DT: I guess I\u2019m already almost too late, Joseph.<\/p>\n
SSA: As you said sir, man up.<\/p>\n
DT:\u00a0 Yep.<\/p>\n
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