{"id":4038,"date":"2018-08-26T07:43:38","date_gmt":"2018-08-26T11:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=4038"},"modified":"2018-08-26T07:43:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-26T11:43:38","slug":"trump-vs-the-new-attorney-general-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/26\/trump-vs-the-new-attorney-general-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump vs the New Attorney General \u2013 Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/24\/trump-vs-the-new-attorney-general-part-1\/\">Trump vs the New Attorney General \u2013 Part 1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dramatis Personae \u2013 President Trump (PT); James \u201cMad Dog\u201d Mattis (JM); Hannibal Lecter (HL); Melania Trump (MT);<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scene 1 \u2013 White House West Wing \u2013 First Family living quarters \u2013 Monday 8am<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 Schmoopey, Schmoopey!\u00a0 Where are you my Schmoopey?<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 I\u2019m right here Schmoopey, what\u2019s all the yelling?<\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 Oh Schmoopey, beware, beware!\u00a0 Do not let Mad Dog feed you to Hudi\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 To who?<\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 No, not who, Hudi\u010d. \u00a0The Devil!<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Calm down Schmoopey, I know what I\u2019m doing.<\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 But you don\u2019t understand.\u00a0 This devil likes to eat the flesh and you have a lot of flesh Schmoopey.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Whaddya mean.\u00a0 I\u2019m in great shape.<\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 Uhhh \u2026 sure, sure.\u00a0 But let\u2019s not tempt the devil.\u00a0 He might be extra hungry that day.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Relax, Schmoopey, I\u2019m completely in control of the situation.\u00a0 It\u2019s not me who should be worried.\u00a0 It\u2019s my enemies who should be staying away from the kitchen.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got to go now.\u00a0 See you tonight.<\/p>\n<p>MT \u2013 I will be praying to Saint Prebavne Motnje to intercede for you.\u00a0 He is the patron saint of indigestion.<\/p>\n<p>PT -Oh brother.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scene 2 \u2013 The Joe Biden Asylum for the Criminally Insane in Lovecraft, Maryland \u2013 11 am the same day<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>James Mattis and President Trump on one side of a bullet proof glass wall and Hannibal Lecter on the other side.<\/p>\n<p>JM \u2013 Dr. Lecter, do you know why we are here.<\/p>\n<p>HL \u2013 Of course gentlemen.\u00a0 You want to contract my services for a clean-up operation.<\/p>\n<p>JM \u2013 That\u2019s correct.\u00a0 We need someone with exceptional intuitive skills to perform a triage on the Justice Department.<\/p>\n<p>HL \u2013 Secretary Mattis, President Trump, I have made it my life\u2019s work to be able to peel back the skin, metaphorically speaking of course, and see the soul of the man.<\/p>\n<p>JM \u2013 Sure, metaphorically speaking.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Dr. Lecter, I need someone who can find my enemies and eliminate them, metaphorically speaking.\u00a0 I need someone who can get the truth out of the FBI and get confessions from the conspirators.<\/p>\n<p>HL \u2013 President Trump, there is nothing that would please me more than to get James Comey in my surgery, I mean office and help him to remember the details of his mistakes.\u00a0 He\u2019s a very big man, there\u2019s so much there to work with.\u00a0 So many options so many choices.\u00a0 White, red, maybe a chianti.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Now stay focused.\u00a0 Everything needs to be legal and professional.\u00a0 Remember we\u2019re the good guys.<\/p>\n<p>HL \u2013 Yes, of course, of course.\u00a0 I was only speaking metaphorically.<\/p>\n<p>JM \u2013 Of course.\u00a0 Before you can take the position, we\u2019ll need to pardon you for the indiscretions you were incarcerated for and then approved by the Senate.<\/p>\n<p>HL \u2013 Yes, of course.\u00a0 It\u2019s awfully understanding of you to help me out with that.\u00a0 I\u2019ve had the devil of a time trying to convince the FBI 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