September 11th is too solemn a day for me to publish a Trump comedy. I\u2019ll just sum up the bizarre combination that surrounds the events of this day and the impressions they leave. When September 11th 2001 occurred there was still the semblance of a united country. That has long since dissolved into a hodge podge of leftist grievance groups, disillusioned citizens and ignorant children. Watching as Clinton puts on the clown hat that Trump has momentarily dropped is tragically funny. To see the US presidency contested by two truly awful human beings and realize that in some sense each one is sort of what the country deserves is simultaneously enormously funny and heartbreakingly tragic.<\/p>\n
But we have no choice but to see it through. As I\u2019ve said before I look forward to the election\u2019s completion.<\/p>\n
If Clinton wins then I can read a eulogy over the United States of America. Hillary intends to appoint leftists to the Supreme Court and gut the 1st and 2nd amendments. That will more or less end the experiment started in 1776. It will also end my concerns with this sinking ship. After that I\u2019ll just concentrate on me and mine and any like minded folks I find. Amen.<\/p>\n
If Trump wins I\u2019ll be almost disappointed because I won\u2019t be out of my misery. I\u2019ll still have to bang my head against the wall over the endless foibles of the lunatic asylum that Trump will usher in. But I guess the old saying about life and hope remains. So let\u2019s say that would still be the more favorable outcome.<\/p>\n
Anyway after the bizarre occurrences of Hillary\u2019s fainting spell it\u2019s not beyond possibility that the democrats end up with a different candidate. Maybe Fauxcahantas or Crazy Uncle Joe. Either way we are about to see a circus like nothing dreamed of before. Watching Trump berate the democrat candidate and the democrat moderators will be close to a Monty Python skit. After this morose and boring post I\u2019ll try to uphold my plan of mock chronicling the election as a farce with all the mockery and sarcasm that both sides richly deserve. With any luck Trump will prevail and I\u2019ll be able to continue the comedy in the inaugural season. If Hillary wins I\u2019ll have to quit this project. Under her regime this writing would probably be a felony. I\u2019ll move on to something more profitable (and less candid).<\/p>\n
So stay tuned for the fun. I predict that Mr Trump will continue his fascination with popular culture and bring great enthusiasm and dignity to all of his endeavors. And since I\u2019m currently fascinated by all things Deadpool I predict more mashups of the two. After all what better metaphor can there be for the current chain reaction pile-up that is our world than the opening scene of Deadpool with a slow motion view of a spinning, tumbling car crash complete with mayhem and bodies ejecting to their deaths all to the tune of Just Call Me Angel In the Morning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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