{"id":6718,"date":"2019-04-07T21:00:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-08T01:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=6718"},"modified":"2019-04-07T18:58:13","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T22:58:13","slug":"trump-vs-its-a-good-life-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/07\/trump-vs-its-a-good-life-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump vs It\u2019s a Good Life (Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2019\/03\/31\/trump-vs-its-a-good-life-part-1\/\">Trump vs It\u2019s a Good Life (Part 1)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dramatis Personae: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez \u2013 (AOC); Narrator who looks and sounds like Rod Serling \u2013 (NRS); Barack Obama \u2013 (BO); Michelle Obama \u2013 (MO); Bill Clinton \u2013 (BC); Hillary Clinton \u2013 (HC); President Trump \u2013 (PT);<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scene 1 \u2013 8 pm, that same night in the Farmhouse; In the corner of the room, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Beto O\u2019Rourke are sweating away, turning a giant crank on a generator.\u00a0 In the opposite corner A-oh-see, Cory Booker, Hillary Clinton and the Obamas are dancing rather spastically around a disco ball while a wavering light and an unevenly playing sound system produces some unconvincing techno sound.\u00a0 As the exhausted laborers slacken their effort, A-oh-see chastises them.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AOC \u2013 Hey white boys, pick up the pace.\u00a0 This is the part where I go, whoot, whoot.\u00a0 Don\u2019t make me warn you again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The generator crew redouble their efforts and the \u201cwhoot, whoot\u201d is a big success.\u00a0 The dancers clap enthusiastically and the crankers collapse to the floor panting.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AOC \u2013 The dance is over and that\u2019s all the electricity there is.<\/p>\n<p>MO \u2013 That was good electricity A-oh-see, real good.<\/p>\n<p>BO \u2013 That was the best electricity I 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thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nancy Pelosi picks up her speaker\u2019s gavel off the table where it lies but then puts it back.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AOC \u2013 You\u2019re a bad white man, a very bad white man and you keep looking down my blouse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AOC walks over to Bill Clinton and slaps four fentanyl patches on Bill\u2019s face.\u00a0 Bill starts pulling one off, then smiles goofily and puts it back on.\u00a0 Then he falls face forward like a chopped tree.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BO \u2013 A-oh-see put him in the mulch pile please.\u00a0 Please.<\/p>\n<p><strong>She nods her head slightly and a group of Bernie Bros picked up Clinton and hustled him out of the room.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AOC \u2013 He was a bad white mand and I used his non-socialized medicine to destroy him.\u00a0 And you better not say anything bad about me Hillary or I\u2019ll get you too.<\/p>\n<p>HC \u2013 Oh, A-oh-see, I don\u2019t feel bad about Bill.\u00a0 He got what was coming to him.\u00a0 No sweat.\u00a0 We all love you A-oh-see, you\u2019re everybody\u2019s favorite, that\u2019s what you are.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NRS \u2013 So that\u2019s our story, no commentary just an introduction to one of the very special members of the Bizarro Zone.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Suddenly President Trump busts in from in front of the narrator and we realize that the whole scene is taking place in a sound stage.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Alright that\u2019s enough.\u00a0 Officers, arrest these idiots and we\u2019ll straighten everything out at the jail.<\/p>\n<p>AOC \u2013 You\u2019re not real.\u00a0 I destroyed you along with the rest of the world a year ago.<\/p>\n<p>PT \u2013 Look, you, fruitcake.\u00a0 When you losers were swept out of power in 2020, I didn\u2019t balk when MTV sponsored a reality show to let your deluded followers imagine what it would be like without the normal people but when Bill Clinton ends up as an OD victim at Bethesda that\u2019s where I pull the plug on this thing.\u00a0 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