Donald Trump (DT) \u2013 Hey Pence!<\/p>\n
Mike Pence (MP) \u2013 Yes Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Hey, why don\u2019t you call me Mr. President?<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Because you\u2019re not president yet Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Well then, why is Schumer calling me president?<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 He\u2019s trying to tie your hands by blaming you for things that happen before you get into the White House.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 What a weasel!\u00a0 That\u2019s it! \u00a0I’ll make sure his Aunt get’s thrown out of that rent-controlled apartment in Trump Village. \u00a0Fine.\u00a0 But remember in a couple of weeks you\u2019re gonna have to call me Mr. President.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Yes, Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Hey, anyway, the reason I called you is I need to start figuring out what this government business does.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Well, it runs the country.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 No I don\u2019t mean what it says it does.\u00a0 I mean what it actually does.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 I\u2019m not sure I see the distinction.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Sure you do.\u00a0 You are the governor of a state.\u00a0 You know where the bodies are buried.\u00a0 You know which are the sacred cows that don\u2019t do anything but can\u2019t be touched because they have juice.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Oh, I think I see.\u00a0 You want to know where the fat is and why.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Exactly.\u00a0 I want to know where the pork is and more importantly, who are the rabbis.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 The rabbis?<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Rabbis, godfathers, whatever you want to call them.\u00a0 The guys who know where the bodies are buried and who collect the fees.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Yes, I see.\u00a0 Mr. Trump that is a very big job.\u00a0 You\u2019ll need your cabinet working for months to just begin to understand where the waste and featherbedding is.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 That\u2019s what you think.\u00a0 I\u2019ve been talking with the Thiel guy.\u00a0 He may be a little light in the loafers but he\u2019s plenty smart.\u00a0 He\u2019s working on an algorithm to find this stuff.\u00a0 I\u2019ll bet he gets it done in days or weeks.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Mr. Trump, that sounds like science fiction.\u00a0 I hardly think you\u2019ll be able to streamline the US Government in a few weeks.\u00a0 You\u2019ve got to be realistic.\u00a0 If we can slow down the growth a little while we\u2019re in office it will be a great achievement.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Now that\u2019s exactly what\u2019s wrong with this country.\u00a0 You want to drain the swamp with an eyedropper.\u00a0 I want to use an atom bomb.\u00a0 Look, Mike we only have about a hundred days to build up some momentum.\u00a0 After that we\u2019re dead meat.\u00a0 So, look alive.\u00a0 You know the saying, \u201cLead, follow or get out of the way.\u201d\u00a0 Well, I\u2019m leading so that just leaves you two options, and there\u2019s no way to get out of my way so hurry up and follow.\u00a0 And bring along a crow bar \u2018cause we\u2019ve got a lotta demo to do.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Okay Mr. Trump I\u2019ll do my best.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 Look, Mike.\u00a0 You\u2019ve gotta start thinking on your feet.\u00a0 I\u2019m gonna hand this show over to someone in four years.\u00a0 If you wanna be that guy you better wake up.<\/p>\n
MP \u2013 Well when you put it that way, lead on.\u00a0 I think there are a couple of agencies that haven\u2019t produced anything but pensions in the thirty years I\u2019ve been around and I can tell you who to start firing right now.<\/p>\n
DT \u2013 That\u2019s better.\u00a0 I knew there was a reason I didn\u2019t go with Christie.\u00a0 Besides his taste in suits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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