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Trump vs The MSM (Part II)<\/a><\/p>\n

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Scene: Oval Office<\/p>\n

President Trump (PT):\u00a0 Spicer, get in here will ya?\u00a0 I\u2019ve got a bone to pick with you.<\/p>\n

Press Secretary Spicer (PSS):\u00a0 How can I help you Mr. President?<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 I was just watching your presser with those news yahoos.\u00a0 Why didn\u2019t you blast those imbeciles?\u00a0 Polite speech is wasted on these losers.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 Well, Mr. President, I am trying to maintain the dignity of our offices.<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 Under most circumstances that would make sense.\u00a0 But these cretins are true villains.\u00a0 Treating them humanely is a mistake.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 But how can you be sure that that strategy won\u2019t boomerang against us?<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 That\u2019s where tactics come into play.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 I confess I\u2019ll need all the help on this I can get.<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 Relax, I\u2019ve looked into the resources available to the White House and I\u2019ve set up a command center for you.\u00a0 You\u2019ll have about forty men on your crew.\u00a0 It\u2019ll be their job to collect counter intelligence on the news rats and set up the audio-visual show.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 Sir, is that even legal?<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 Son, all it requires is enough manpower to research the earlier news reports of these blithering idiots to show just what kind of duplicitous hypocrites they really are.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 But is this not excessive?<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 That is dead wrong.\u00a0 Even though the main stream media is barely credible with a good percentage of the population it is a mistake to let them lie about us and our work.\u00a0 Now get together with your crew and start setting up the technical equipment in advance of the next press conference.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 Yes Mr. President.\u00a0 Do you happen to have anything available on the NBC crew?\u00a0 They\u2019ve been especially annoying today.<\/p>\n

PT:\u00a0 Are you kidding?\u00a0 I\u2019ve got a reel of them throwing softballs to Obama about Reverend Wright that will have them running for the exits.<\/p>\n

PSS:\u00a0 Couldn\u2019t happen to a nicer bunch of weasels.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Trump vs The MSM (Part II)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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