{"id":8148,"date":"2019-08-20T22:17:17","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T02:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=8148"},"modified":"2019-08-23T07:34:32","modified_gmt":"2019-08-23T11:34:32","slug":"the-democrat-primary-field-part-1-joe-biden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/20\/the-democrat-primary-field-part-1-joe-biden\/","title":{"rendered":"The Democrat Primary Field \u2013 Part 1 \u2013 Joe Biden"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looking at the field in the Democratic 2020 Presidential Primary it\u2019s remarkable to see just how many of these people are demonstrably unhinged.\u00a0 And I\u2019m looking beyond Marianne Williamson and Corey Booker who are beyond the pale when it comes to eccentricity.\u00a0 But right now, I\u2019d like to start with the front runner, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden.<\/p>\n

First off, with all the gaffes and dead air during the debates is there any doubt that Joe has lost more than a step or two off his fighting prime?\u00a0 If elected he would be older than Reagan was when he stepped down in 1989.\u00a0 And that is definitely the least of his problems.<\/p>\n

Joe Biden is captured on film during official government proceedings sidling up behind women, grabbing their shoulders and sniffing their hair, or putting his hands on their ribcages just slightly below their breasts.\u00a0 Now, definitely, in the reign of Caligula this kind of behavior would have been down right benign from a comparative psychosexual perspective.\u00a0 But today, unless you\u2019re a character in an FBI behavioral science procedural drama you\u2019re supposed to keep your hands off the other homo sapiens you\u2019re not married to. \u00a0What creepy fetishistic process is going on in his head when he does these kinds of things in front of cameras?\u00a0 Does he think he\u2019s invisible or above the scrutiny of observers?\u00a0 Are we supposed to think that he\u2019s just that over enthusiastic old uncle who likes to hug everybody but doesn\u2019t mean anything by it?\u00a0 What must it have been like in the Biden home around Christmas time with all the young girl relatives doing a duck and cover every time they heard slipper-shod footsteps closing in from behind?\u00a0 The mind boggles.<\/p>\n

Joe has been a strange duck since always.\u00a0 Back in 1988 when he ran for President the first time he was hounded by multiple charges of plagiarism and inaccurate statements about his academic record and forced to withdraw.\u00a0 Now admittedly some of this was because that dweeb Dukakis was playing lawyer ball against his rivals. \u00a0But let\u2019s face it, lying about your college record isn\u2019t very smart.\u00a0 Then there\u2019s the hair plugs.\u00a0 Anyway, Joe\u2019s whole career is littered with lies, exaggeration and braggadocio but without any actual accomplishments.\u00a0 In a way he is the perfect Democrat candidate.<\/p>\n

But now Joe has to win the 2020 nomination and Joe\u2019s dinosaur version of Democrat candidacy doesn\u2019t mesh with the woke, #metoo, progressive politics.\u00a0 He\u2019s been attacked by Kamala Harris for working with the Southern Democrats back in the 1970s.\u00a0 She accused him of trying to keep young Kamala from being bussed back in California.\u00a0 And Corey Booker accused Joe\u2019s 1990s crime bill of incarcerating the entire population of Newark, New Jersey.\u00a0 Poor Joe.<\/p>\n

Initially Joe had been dialing back his aggression toward his fellow candidates because of the politically correct requirements of an old white male Democrat defending himself from the diversity scrum that the Democrat debates have turned into lately. \u00a0Because of this, Joe has somewhat become a punching bag for the likes of Kamala Harris and Corey Booker.\u00a0 But finally, he seems to have escaped from this situation and is now fighting back with such inspired zingers as, \u201cWatch out kid!\u201d and \u201cGo easy on me kid!\u201d\u00a0 The interesting thing about the race is that Joe\u2019s standing in the polls really hasn\u2019t been lowered very much at all from the heavy pounding he took in the first and second debates.\u00a0 According to the news reports on television and the newspapers Joe was slaughtered in each of those debates and should have plummeted precipitously in the polls from all these beatings.\u00a0 But there he still stands, way ahead of his opponents.\u00a0 Apparently, the voters recognize that he has promised the fewest impossible things and therefore is the least unelectable Democrat in the general election.\u00a0 And as his numbers remain above theirs, the lowest tier candidates will begin the depressing thought process of when to pull the plug on their hopeless pursuit of the nomination.\u00a0 In fact, former Colorado Governor Hickenlooper and California Representative Swalwell have already pulled the plug and now will join the ranks of bitter losers mumbling \u201c2024\u201d under their breaths and counting up the money they managed to add to their war chests this year.<\/p>\n

Does Joe have access to the industrial strength fix that was \u201cin\u201d when Hillary was running against Bernie and the Bros?\u00a0 That\u2019s the million-dollar question.\u00a0 Has Obama anointed Joe? \u00a0Seemingly not.\u00a0 All the indications are that Obama is keeping his options open.\u00a0 He probably knows that Joe is not as inspiring to the Hopey\/Changey crowd as he was.\u00a0 But even slipping into imbecility and marked with the sign of Cain, Creepy Joe should be able to beat Liarwatha and the rest of the midgets.\u00a0 After all, each of them has incredible negatives too.\u00a0 Granny Warren was a pretend Cherokee.\u00a0 Kamala Harris slept her way to the top.\u00a0 Mayor Pete was the mayor of a large town!\u00a0 Corey Booker, well he\u2019s Corey Booker.\u00a0 He actually called himself Spartacus, on purpose!\u00a0 Bernie is like a Commie version of Uncle Leo from the Seinfeld show.\u00a0 Joe will beat these guys because he can pretend to be sane.\u00a0 They can\u2019t hide their crazy.\u00a0 He\u2019s the bull goose looney and will be the candidate.<\/p>\n

But that\u2019s as far as he\u2019ll get.\u00a0 The general election will be a slaughter of poor Sleepy Creepy Joe.\u00a0 After all President Trump is no kid and definitely won\u2019t go easy on Biden.\u00a0 Sorry Joe.<\/p>\n

So, here\u2019s to you Joe, you creepy, sleepy, gropey son of a gun.\u00a0 You may be nuts but you\u2019re still the best of the bunch.\u00a0 Long may you grab those shoulders and sniff that hair.<\/p>\n

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The Democrat Primary Field \u2013 Part 2 \u2013 Elizabeth Warren<\/a><\/p>\n

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