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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I better hurry this series along because the candidates are dropping like flies.\u00a0 In addition to such household names as Seth Moulton, Eric Swalwell, John Hickenlooper, Jay Inslee and Mike Gravel this week we lost the vivacious and vacuous Kirsten Gillibrand.\u00a0 I was hoping to feature the current holder of the Hillary Clinton Memorial Senate Seat from New York but alas it was not meant to be.\u00a0 Ah, well.<\/p>\n
So, let\u2019s not waste our chance to review the work of Newark\u2019s own Spartacus.\u00a0 There\u2019s no kind way to say this, he\u2019s a doofus.\u00a0 Now mind you, he\u2019s a graduate of Stanford, a Rhodes Scholar, with a law degree from Yale.\u00a0 So apparently, he\u2019s a genius.\u00a0 But listen to him speak.\u00a0 He\u2019s a certified doofus.\u00a0 It\u2019s remarkable, when forced to speak ex tempore, without his teleprompter, he stutters and spits out fragments of thoughts and phrases.\u00a0 He was the mayor of Newark and claimed that he lowered the unemployment rate by two percent but a left leaning publication said it was actually 0.7%.\u00a0 When he left the job for greener pastures, the atrocious high school dropout rate and city murder rate in Newark were both still sky high. \u00a0He\u2019s the junior Senator from New Jersey and chances are he can keep that job in perpetuity with their voting record.\u00a0 But honestly, he\u2019s a pretty dim bulb.\u00a0 But I want Cory to go as far in the contest as comically possibly.<\/p>\n
Now, to be sure, I have a better chance of being the Democrat nominee in 2020 than Spartacus does.\u00a0 There is no way the DNC would allow Cory to be offered up as a burnt offering to President Trump at a debate.\u00a0 There wouldn\u2019t be anything left.\u00a0 My guess is after a round of questions or possibly two rounds, Cory\u2019s eyes would be bulging out and he\u2019d bolt for the exit.\u00a0 As entertaining as that would be, I\u2019m still holding out for Creepy Uncle Joe to get the nomination.\u00a0 So, I\u2019m of the opinion that Cory will drop out of the race, put on his khiton, strap on his sword and battle the Roman legions a Metapontum like the true vegan, straight male, Thracian gladiator that he is.\u00a0 But he should last at least into round three of the Democrat debates so we have that to look forward to.\u00a0 Is Tony Curtis still alive?\u00a0 Maybe he can endorse him in a commercial that ends with his wonderful lisping tagline, \u201cI love you Spartacus.\u201d<\/p>\n
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