I ran across this tonight, \u201cPresidential Executive Order on a Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch.\u201d
\nWow.
\nIf you love America how can you not love this guy? You\u2019ve gotta read this.
\nhttps:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/the-press-office\/2017\/03\/13\/presidential-executive-order-comprehensive-plan-reorganizing-executive<\/p>\n
It\u2019s remarkable. The fact that we didn\u2019t have all the Presidents that weren\u2019t generals prove<\/strong> that they can run a business just shows how dangerous it is to let lawyers anywhere near your money. We\u2019ve been cheated all these years. This is the kind of thinking that has been so lacking since,\u2026, since forever. Drain the damn swamp and pave the son of a bitch over so they can\u2019t come back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I ran across this tonight, \u201cPresidential Executive Order on a Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch.\u201d Wow. If you love America how can you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[26,143,39,40,16],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-trump","tag-american-exceptionalism","tag-drain-the-swamp","tag-populism","tag-tipping-point","tag-trump"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nDrain the swamp, then grow something useful there. It\u2019s like a metaphor for the stupidity where the EPA says you can\u2019t build a garden shed on your property because in the winter the snow forms a puddle there and there might be a salamander living in it that has 28 spots instead of the 26 spots that are found on the other salamanders across the road in a different puddle.
\nIt\u2019s like God finally said, \u201cI can\u2019t let these poor people suffer under these merciless cretins anymore. I\u2019ll send the unlikeliest leader imaginable. He\u2019ll be vulgar and vain and selfish and profane. And he\u2019ll be the perfect foil for these evil men because he\u2019s seen how they work and he knows how to beat them.
\nIf he gets half of what he\u2019s trying to do done, not only should we put him on Mount Rushmore and not only should we let his goofy hair flap over onto Teddy Roosevelt but we should let the Trump Corp. get the contract to build it.
\nIt says in the executive order that the public can make recommendations. So, let\u2019s see. How about merging NPR with the Coast Guard. I\u2019d send the whole evening news team to a light house on Gooney Bird Island in the South Pacific and let them do something they\u2019re qualified for, scraping guano off the light. And how about putting NOAA back in charge of predicting weather and out of the climate alarmist business? And what about letting the military do their job, killing our enemies, instead of convincing 98 pound girls that they\u2019re actually Navy Seals or ninjas or whatever their latest fantasy is.
\nOf cours there is a downside. The unemployment rate will go up sharply. And most of these bureaucrats really have no marketable skills. What a shame. Well, dem\u2019s duh breaks. Funny how it wasn\u2019t important when it was factory workers in Pittsburgh. Hey, those people actually voted this time. Who\u2019da thunk it?
\nWell, I must go to bed soon. I\u2019m certain Saint Nick must be close by cause if this ain\u2019t Christmas then I must be dreaming. And if I\u2019m dreaming please don\u2019t wake me up.
\nBut in parting I just want to say that no president in my lifetime (and I\u2019m counting Reagan in this) has opened my eyes to all the dysfunction and actual evil that exists in our so-called democratic institutions and the press. And no other president has shown the energy and guts needed to topple the towers of the unelected satraps who feed off our daily bread and give us nothing but pain in return.<\/p>\n