{"id":8632,"date":"2019-10-06T21:18:33","date_gmt":"2019-10-07T01:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=8632"},"modified":"2019-10-06T21:18:33","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T01:18:33","slug":"the-liarwatha-strategy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2019\/10\/06\/the-liarwatha-strategy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Liarwatha Strategy"},"content":{"rendered":"

As much as it pains me, I think I\u2019ll have to accept that we\u2019re going to lose Creepy Uncle Joe.\u00a0 As my regular readers are aware of, I opined that Biden would be the candidate.\u00a0 And I waxed poetic on the glories of a Biden filled debate experience, the gaffes, the non-sequiturs, possibly even lewd hand gestures.\u00a0 But it was not meant to be.<\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t easy for me to accept.\u00a0 I was sure he\u2019d have staying power and once he unleashed the \u201cCorn Pop\u201d narrative I thought the troops would rally around his standard.\u00a0 But I fear it\u2019s too late.\u00a0 Knowledge of just how crooked Joe and Hunter Biden were has permeated the American consciousness.\u00a0 I fear Uncle Joe is toast.\u00a0 No more sidling up and shoulder clutching or hair sniffing.\u00a0 I fear Joe has fondled his last ambassador\u2019s wife.<\/p>\n

Ahh, well.<\/p>\n

So, who shall it be?\u00a0 Well things have settled out and the outcome seems clear.\u00a0 Fauxcahantas is neck and neck with Creepy Uncle Joe and his backers are pulling back.\u00a0 Comrade Bernie had a heart attack and appears relatively low energy at this point.\u00a0 His numbers are trailing off and I assume he\u2019ll be out of the race after New Hampshire.\u00a0 No one else besides these three has been able to break single digits since early August.\u00a0 At this point Kamala, Mayor Butt, Spartacus and the rest of that pack of losers are running to see who will be the running mate.\u00a0 Therefore, Granny Clampett will be the Dem nominee.<\/p>\n

Now that I\u2019ve reconciled with the loss of Uncle Joe, it\u2019s time to analyze the correct strategy for defeating the Fake Indian.\u00a0 And that is an important thing to do.\u00a0 She will get the same royal treatment that Hillary got when she was running.\u00a0 As soon as she is the presumptive nominee all polls from that point forward will permanently show her ahead of the President by between five and twenty percentage points.\u00a0 Also, she will receive nothing but favorable press and every week will feature a puff piece explaining how a woman president is not only the natural result of evolution but also what is predicted, based on being on the right side of history.\u00a0 And Bill Kristol will declare her the true conservative choice in the race.<\/p>\n

I think the important thing to remember is that she will undoubtedly get 100% of the college educated, unmarried, white women\u2019s vote (aka blue-haired cat ladies, present and future).\u00a0 This is her natural constituency, what the Z-Man would call the vinegar drinking scolds.\u00a0 She will also get a large chunk of soccer moms, maybe 45% \u2013 55%.\u00a0 She will get 0% of white working-class men and women.\u00a0 She will get 30% of upper and middle-class white men.\u00a0 She will get 95% of the black vote.\u00a0 She will get 65% of the Hispanic vote.<\/p>\n

But here\u2019s the important point, black and Hispanic voters will only come out to vote for her if they are motivated to do so.\u00a0 If their voters aren\u2019t excited about her, they\u2019ll stay home in droves.\u00a0 And aside from her fifth-grade teacher\u2019s-nails on the chalkboard-voice, what would turn off the minority voters?\u00a0 Well how about a fluorescently white woman who used a fake story of minority ancestry to get her a spot on the Faculty of Harvard Law School?\u00a0 Gee, that might raise a little resentment.\u00a0 If you were Mexican or Guatemalan, would you want someone who benefitted obscenely from pretending to have Native American blood getting your vote?\u00a0 I\u2019m guessing not.\u00a0 And even if she\u2019s pushing slavery reparations and has Kamala Harris as her running mate, I\u2019m not sure that the black voters are really going to embrace her.\u00a0 Basically, she\u2019s not exactly Barack Obama.<\/p>\n

So how do you highlight her dishonesty?\u00a0 One thing that would work would be to have a tv ad with a Native American spokesman condemning her for the dishonesty and injustice of stealing a spot reserved for someone who truly was a Native American.\u00a0 This could be reinforced with the text released by the Cherokee nation condemning Warren for her dishonesty and for using her DNA test as some kind of feeble defense.<\/p>\n

The timing of this campaign is probably best delayed until the run up to the actual election day.\u00a0 The middle of October seems like the right time.\u00a0 Coordinated with this strategy, it would make sense for the President to go after her during the debates on her dishonesty.\u00a0 A sort of relentless drum beat of accusations on her dishonesty and unfairness to Native Americans sounds like a winning strategy to me.\u00a0 And, of course it wouldn\u2019t hurt to showcase some of her other weak points.\u00a0 Her acceptance of the insanely stupid \u201cGreen New Deal\u201d that Ocasio-Cortez dreamed up should be especially easy to attack.\u00a0 With a price tag that probably far exceeds estimates of $94 trillion and an agenda that will crash our economy and deprive us of the energy sources that make modern life economically possible any rational voters will reject candidate who has bought into it.<\/p>\n

But the most appealing strategy to apply against Liarwatha is to appeal to people\u2019s innate fear of having to listen interminably to her annoying voice.\u00a0 The prospect of being hectored for four years by a shrew like her would make any man and many women recoil in horror.\u00a0 I envision a commercial with a cartoon version of Betty Warren shaking her finger at a crowd of Americans and lecturing them about their responsibilities to the future and reminding them that whatever individual accomplishments they may have achieved that, \u201cyou didn\u2019t build that!\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, I guess if I have to give up Creepy Uncle Joe, Fauxcahantas won\u2019t be so bad.\u00a0 I estimate there\u2019s at least a 30% chance she\u2019ll stroke out during the debates.\u00a0 And after defeating Hillary and Liarwatha the Dems may give the woman candidate thing a pass in 2024.\u00a0 But then again who knows.\u00a0 We can always hope that Joe comes back as an 82-year-old trans-gender Creepy Grandma Josephine for an even more exciting race in the future.\u00a0 He did say there were at least three genders.<\/p>\n

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