{"id":958,"date":"2018-10-26T21:13:40","date_gmt":"2018-10-27T01:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/?p=958"},"modified":"2018-10-26T21:13:31","modified_gmt":"2018-10-27T01:13:31","slug":"scientists-real-and-imagined-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orionscoldfire.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/26\/scientists-real-and-imagined-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Scientists Real and Imagined \u2013 Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Re-posted from 2017 in honor of Halloween<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the first installment<\/a> of this post I documented my education into the real world of scientists, how they saved the world from giant mutated insects and invented important stuff like flying cars. That time period was the 1960s. It was a carefree time full of youthful high jinx such as race riots and the Manson Family. Fast forward thirty years to 1993. A little movie came out called Matinee. It was about the 1960s. The movie employs a device that I like to call \u201ca movie within a movie.\u201d It\u2019s called that because within the movie you are watching there is a movie being watched by the characters in the movie! It\u2019s a wild concept.<\/p>\n

The name of this internal movie is MANT. That\u2019s a portmanteau for man-ant. The eponymous victim of this movie has been transformed from a man into a hybrid man\/ ant creature. Once again radiation is involved and eventually the MANT reaches gigantic proportions. And right on schedule arrives the scientist that has glasses and a beard and explains all the technical jargon about this scientific problem. And by an amazing coincidence it\u2019s our old friend Dr. \u201cYou\u2019re Wiser Than We Are\u201d from \u201cThe Thing from Another World\u201d (Robert Cornthwaite). I mean, what are the odds? He makes such valuable pronouncements as \u201chuman\/insect mutations are far from an exact science\u201d and \u201cMy friend, you\u2019ve suffered some of the worst that our little friend the atom has to offer. It can power a city or level it!\u201d<\/p>\n

I was fascinated by the changes I noted in Cornthwaite between the time he was in \u201cThe Thing\u201d and \u201cMant\u201d. No longer was he sympathetic toward the monsters. His allegiance had shifted back to humanity. I attributed this change to the smoldering resentment he felt after the Thing back-handed him into a wall in the earlier movie. Such ingratitude by the monster pushed our friend back into the Humanity First camp once again. I knew this was valuable information. I wrote it down!
\nOutside of the movie Mant (but inside of Matinee) a teenage girl (played by Lisa Jakub) is swept up in the drama surrounding the Cuban Missile Crisis (and the premiere of Mant) in the southern Florida town of Key West. This girl is the daughter of beatniks and she has her world view changed by exposure to a young Navy brat who also happens to like horror movies. When the movie ends Lisa has gotten over her prejudices against military families and monster movies. What does this have to do with this post? Well it does link us back to the military but hang in there. I have another half-baked segue coming up.
\nFast forward to 1998 and a blockbuster called Independence Day erupts onto the cinematic stage. Now it just so happens that there is an ex-Navy pilot named Russel Kay and by a strange coincidence (or is it) his daughter is played by Lisa Jakub! But her love of a navy brat in the last movie has landed her in this movie in a family headed by a delusional alcoholic ex-military flier. Although it\u2019s not apparent how she feels about horror movies she definitely suffers some of the worst of what our friends the aliens have to offer. In Independence Day, the role of scientist is handled by Jeff Goldblum. He is an environmentalist computer scientist who\u2019s always worried about recycling and is totally opposed to nuking the aliens. He\u2019s worried that fallout is worse than extermination of the entire human race by death rays. But by the end of the movie he comes around and cheerfully nukes the aliens on their home base.
\nI was thinking of dragging this forward by following President Whitmore forward into Lake Placid (well the crocodile is very large) or following Jeff Goldblum into Jurassic Park and Independence Day 2 which has all kinds of scientific mumbo-jumbo and giant creatures but I\u2019m getting tired.
\nSuffice it to say that even really stupid people and fat-headed scientists can see reality if monsters and giant insects start slapping them around.
\nAnd now my patient readers, the payoff.
\nAll of this research has allowed me to formulate a unified theory of scientific behavior. Apparently all scientists are morons and can only learn about reality by being hit over the head by it. Therefore, I propose a new policy. Whenever a scientist dictates a policy based on fat-headed stupidity he should be forced to endure the solution himself until he either sees the error of his way or dies from the paradox of settled science.
\nFor instance, if a climate scientist declares CO2 the death of the planet then he should not produce any of it himself. Now, I don\u2019t propose that he cease breathing. Even though technically respiration is nothing but exchanging O2 for CO2. Let\u2019s just let him slide on the breathing. But that\u2019s all. No internal combustion engines or heating systems or electricity. In fact, nothing produced by technology supported by the industrial revolution. So that also eliminates batteries and solar cells and everything else made in a factory. And finally, I remind everyone that burning coal or oil or even wood produces CO2. So, this scientist is telling us to give up every bit of science going all the way back to the paleolithic age. So, let us limit our friend the scientist to killing fur-bearing animals and eating their flesh and wearing their pelts for warmth. Of course, he\u2019s probably a vegan but we all have to make compromises when inconsistencies crop up.
\nThat\u2019s my plan in a nutshell. It should be amusing to see Al Gore dressed like Fred Flintstone and trying to catch a squirrel for breakfast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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