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Look, I’m not wearing any headphones, it’ll mess up my hair.\u00a0 Besides if these mooks don’t speak American then they’re losers and I don’t need to hear what they’re saying.\u00a0 And take some bleach to that dais, I don’t think all of these guys understand soap.\u00a0 And I’m using my own microphone.<\/p>\n

Hello UN.\u00a0 This is your landlord, President Trump.\u00a0 Looking out across this audience I can see why the world is going to hell in a handbasket.\u00a0 I don’t see how most of you got past the TSA at Kennedy Airport.\u00a0 Anyway, let me get right to the point.<\/p>\n

THE GRAVYTRAIN IS OVER.<\/p>\n

I’m closing this place down.\u00a0 I’m sick of paying for you bums so go home.\u00a0 Now!<\/p>\n

There’s an airline ticket for each of you and cab fare to Kennedy.\u00a0 Don’t bother packing.\u00a0 I’ll have your crap shipped back to the useless countries you’re from.\u00a0 Once you’re gone I’m gonna demo this dump and disinfect it for a couple of years and then Trump Corp is going to put up a 400 story building here.\u00a0 It’ll be huge.\u00a0 Once you freeloaders are gone and no longer clogging up the streets, I’ll be able to get a cab without resorting to Uber. From now on don’t call us we’ll call you.<\/p>\n

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