Cthulhu Attempts to Swallow the Sun and Fails Badly

The First Selectman was miffed about something.  Maybe his shadow appeared a little too portly or his reflection in a dank lake was a little too unflattering.  Whatever it was he attempted to swallow Earth’s star.  Luckily he’s not the Elder God he used to be.  All he got was a nasty burn around his mouth tentacles, a case of butthurt and a dose of reality.

I collected this shot at the moment of maximum effort.

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War Pig
War Pig
2 years ago

I drove an hour and got to see totality west of Cincinnati. I had welding goggles and it was great. Since the next comes in 40 odd years I doubt I’ll see it, as I likely won’t see Halley’s Comet again, either. I have witnessed a leap century in 2000. Next one due in 2400. I saw live on TV men stepping on the moon after taking my first airline ride on a prop driven Super Constellation before Kennedy was elected. It’s been an interesting life so far.

MasterDiver
MasterDiver
2 years ago

Next time, He do better!

MasterDiver
MasterDiver
2 years ago
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Alas, He is what He eats.