Don’t let him hear you use such a term. It would offend his dignity. His true value is as an ally and early warning system on the shore of my domain. If anyone attempted to launch an amphibious attack, He would unleash a reptilian attack. And as anyone who knows anything about the hierarchy of vertebrate classes is aware reptiles beat amphibians by a mile.
Fun in the sun!
He’s one of my favorite neighbors.
I can see why! He’s a cutie.
Don’t let him hear you use such a term. It would offend his dignity. His true value is as an ally and early warning system on the shore of my domain. If anyone attempted to launch an amphibious attack, He would unleash a reptilian attack. And as anyone who knows anything about the hierarchy of vertebrate classes is aware reptiles beat amphibians by a mile.