I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
Will Cuppy
All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
Will Cuppy
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
Will Cuppy
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn’t say.
Will Cuppy
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.
Will Cuppy
The Pilgrim Fathers believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
Will Cuppy
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
Bishop Mandell Creighton
The Centipede was happy quite,
Until the Toad in fun
Said ‘Pray which leg goes after which?’
And worked her mind to such a pitch,
She lay distracted in the ditch
Considering how to run.
Mrs. Edmund Craster
Liberty will not descend to a people, a people must raise themselves to liberty; it is a blessing that must be earned before it can be enjoyed.
Charles Caleb Colton
I know that’s a secret, for it’s whispered every where
William Congreve
Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak.
William Congreve