Sometimes the Universe proves it has a sense of humor.
Insufferable elitist and phony “straight journalist” Chris Wallace lost his gig at CNN+ when the rug was pulled out from under that fledgling crap journalism outlet by their new owner. Imagine! Warner Bros. Discover didn’t want to pay a billion dollars to run a streaming service that only a hundred thousand viewers signed up for. By my math each viewer would have to bring in more than ten thousand dollars in revenue each year to make that break even. Do you think there is anyone who would pay ten grand to watch Anderson Cooper give parenting advice or Don Lemon interviewing drag queens or Chris Wallace telling us how much smarter than us he is.
With any luck the cancelled “stars” will have to compete against each other to snag the few slots available on the incredibly shrinking network CNN. Of course if they’d like to squeeze a little extra revenue out of the situation they could televise the competition. I could imagine Cooper and Lemon squaring off in the ring with those weapons from the classic Star Trek episode “The Gamesters of Triskelion.” Those two losers mincing around the stage attacking each other with giant can openers would be worth a few bucks I guess.
Well, things are looking up.