CNN’s Chris Cuomo has announced he has tested positive for COVID-19. Could they set up a Fredocam to let us watch his last minutes? Would he become smarter as the virus kills off his antibrain cells? Will the increase in average IQ after his death be visible from space? So many questions to ponder. Hail ,hail and farewell Fredo. We hardly knew ye.

God help the medical staff if someone accidentally calls him Fredo. He’ll threaten bodily harm like he did to that other guy that called him that.