As You Like It, Act II, Scene VII, Lines 139-166
(Jaques to Duke Senior)
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
William Shakespeare
“There once was a man from Nantucket..” 😉
This is how they went a hundred years ago: There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket; But his daughter named Nan, Ran a way with a man, And as for the bucket Nantucket. But he followed the pair to Pawtucket- The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset Where he still held the cash as an asset; But Nan and the man Stole the money and ran, And… Read more »