Texas and Mississippi have both announced that as of 3/8/2021 all mask and other restrictions on people and businesses for the COVID farce will be done with.
Oh man am I jealous. But this is really good news. As more and more states end this charade the remaining losers will look stupider and stupider. I wonder what Fauci is going to do after this to garner attention. He’ll probably want to declare the common cold a pandemic. After all several cold viruses are corona viruses. We can’t be too careful.
I’m going to celebrate the good news by burning my stash of face masks. I’ll just keep the one raggedy one I’ve been using for the last year. It’s tattered and I had to staple the elastic back on twice. But I think it’s a feature not a bug that it gives the impression that I’m really not worried whether it does anything or not. I’m thinking of punching some holes in it to make it easier to breath through. Or maybe I can paint on a face mask every day I need to go out there. You know, like those fake bathing suits they paint on models and movie stars. It’ll look close enough to being a real mask that no one will be impolite enough to ask me if it’s real. And if anyone does I’ll just talk in a muffled tone so they really get confused.
So kudos to Governors Abbott and Reeves for finally getting up the courage to end this nonsense for their citizens. Now if only the losers in the northeast also wake up and smell the fresh air.