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Chemist
Chemist
2 months ago

Twain’s habit of swearing was upsetting to his wife, who tried her best to cure him of it. One day, while shaving, he cut himself. He recited his entire vocabulary [of ‘bad’ words] and when he was finished, his wife, hoping to shock him, repeated every word he said.

Twain replied calmly, “You have the words, dear, but not the tune.”

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