Sensing that he needs to shake-up his campaign Joe Biden announces a new running mate. At the press conference announcing his choice Biden said, “Mr. Tan will bring competence and professionalism to the ticket and any worries that people might have had about Kamala being a heartbeat away from the presidency will be relieved when they realize that Mr. Tan will drive over to the White House in his golf cart, day or night and hit the ground running. And finally he will put to rest all those stereotypes about orange man being bad. This orange man is very, very good.”
Reached for comment, Kamala was heard to say. Well, how can I compete with those mad skills? Then she burst out laughing hysterically and locked herself in the bathroom.