Category: Quote of the Day

‘Th’ American nation in th’ Sixth Ward is a fine people.’ He says.  ‘They love th’ eagle,’ he says, ‘on th’ back iv a dollar.’

Finley Peter Dunne

Th’ dead ar-re always pop’lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an’ refuse to help his fam’ly, all in wan night.

Finley Peter Dunne

In England a man is presoomed to be innocent till he’s proved guilty an’ they take it f ‘r granted he’s guilty. In this counthry a man is presoomed to be guilty ontil he’s proved guilty an’ afther that he’s presoomed to be innocent.

Finley Peter Dunne

Th’ Turkey bur-rd’s th’ rale cause iv Thanksgivin’. He’s th’ naytional air. Abolish th’ Turkey an’ ye desthroy th’ tie that binds us as wan people.

Finley Peter Dunne

Sure, politics ain’t bean-bag. ‘Tis a man’s game, an’ women, childer, cripples an’ prohybitionists ‘d do well to keep out iv it.

Finley Peter Dunne

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks th’ Lord wud do if He knew th’ facts iv th’ case.

Finley Peter Dunne