The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 12 – The New Exhibit

Martin Senescu is an employee at a wax museum. His job is to care for the five wax figures of mass murderers (Jack the Ripper, Albert W. Hicks, Henri Désiré Landru, William Burke and William Hare) that are under his care. But one day the museum owner, Mr. Ferguson, tells Martin that he’s closing the museum. Rather than see his five exhibits destroyed Martin begs Mr. Ferguson to allow him to take them to his basement and preserve them until a museum wants them. He installs air conditioning to keep them melting in the summer heat and hovers over them while trying to find them a new home.

But his wife Emma is very upset. Her husband is unemployed but instead of finding a job he spends the little money they have left to buy air conditioning for the basement and pay the enormous electric bill caused by running the air conditioning day and night. Also, she can’t use the washing machine and dryer any longer. And finally, she’s frightened to death by the look of these grim wax figures. She goes to speak to her brother Dave and he tells her she should give Martin an ultimatum; either he gets rid of the wax figures or she’ll leave. When she hesitates at the severity of this tactic Dave mentions that maybe instead, the air conditioner could break down and ruin the figures.

That night Emma gives Martin the ultimatum but he assures her that he’ll find a solution if she’ll just have a little patience. After Martin and Emma go to bed, she sneaks down to the basement to shut off the air conditioning but as she passes Jack the Ripper, we seem to see Jack’s knife hand move and Emma screams in terror.

Next morning Martin heads down to the basement looking for Emma and finds her dead at the foot of Jack the Ripper. He sees blood on Jack’s knife and upbraids him for the murder. But you can tell he’s doing it as a friend. Martin buries Emma in the basement and covers her over with fresh cement.

Later on, Emma’s brother Dave shows up and wants to know where Emma is and what has happened to the wax figures. Martin tells her that she’s gone on a trip to visit Martin’s sister and that he has gotten rid of the figures. But Dave hears the air conditioning still running in the basement and doesn’t believe Martin. Dave breaks into the basement from outside and while he’s investigating the fresh cement the figure of Albert W. Hicks appears to attack him with an ax.

The next day Martin finds Dave’s body and once again chastises the other figure for this serious lack of restraint. Martin must then have buried Dave as he did Emma.

At some later date, Mr. Ferguson visits Martin at his home with the amazing news that a famous wax museum in Belgium wants to but the wax figures. But it is obvious from his demeanor that Martin is sad that the figures will be leaving his life. Martin agrees to the idea sadly and while he goes to the kitchen to make tea for them, Mr. Ferguson goes into the basement to measure the figures for shipping arrangements. But when he turns his back, he is garroted by the figure of Henri Désiré Landru.

When Martin comes downstairs to the basement carrying the tea service he is outraged. It’s one thing for wax figures to murder his wife and brother-in-law. It’s a completely different thing to murder a fellow fan of wax museums who was going to find them a good home in Belgium. Martin picks up a crow bar and threatens to destroy all of them for their ingratitude.

But now the figures seem to move toward him and they accuse him of being the actual murderer of all three victims. And the scene ends with Martin cringing at the onslaught of the five figures.

In the next scene we are in Marchand’s Wax Museum in Belgium and we see the five figures on display but then we see a new figure. It is Martin Lombard Senescu, an infamous modern-day addition to the mass murder club.

Now animate wax figures would seem to violate photog’s prime directive against living mannequins, robots, ventriloquist’s dummies and dolls. But a more careful analysis would reveal that this is actually a psychological drama. Martin has allowed his empathy for the figures to allow him to assign his crimes to them. And it’s interesting that Martin is played by Martin Balsam, the actor who played the private detective Milton Arbogast who is killed by Norman Bates, a character who attributes his own murders to an equally inanimate object, namely, his mother’s poorly taxidermized corpse.

Anyway, assuming that Martin is the murderer would seem to remove this episode from the purview of a Twilight Zone episode and therefore force me to give it a failing grade but I am going to make an exception. Martin truly should belong in the Twilight Zone and I’m giving him a B. He’s earned it.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 11 – I Dream of Genie

George P. Hanley is a sort of sad sack.  He is overlooked by the boss and by the girls he likes.  When the girl in his office that he is sweet on, May is going to have a birthday he goes to an antique shop and is convinced by the salesman to buy an antique lamp (as in Aladdin’s lamp).  But his work neighbor Roger steals his thunder by giving May a fancy negligee.  Also, Roger is up for the same promotion as George and looks to have the inside track on that too.

George goes home and, of course, tries rubbing the tarnish off the lamp and out comes Jack Albertson complete with his New York City accent claiming to be the genie of the lamp.  He offers one wish to George (he’s downgraded it from three due to bad behavior by earlier masters of the lamp).  But tells George to think carefully before choosing a wish.  He also explicitly warns him against asking for money or love.

George spends the next day or so daydreaming about what would happen if he chose this or that wish.  On love, he fantasizes what would happen if he married May and she was a famous movie star.  In the dream she ends up cheating on him with Roger, so that’s out.  Then he imagines if he were a wealthy businessman but the money doesn’t make him happy so he rejects that also.  Finally, he wonders what power would be like.  He dreams he is the President of the United States and uses his power to pardon a soldier sentenced to death for falling asleep at his post.  But when his cabinet runs to him informing him that a fleet of flying saucers are coming and he has to choose between trusting that the aliens are friendly or shooting them out of the air to be safe, he panics and wakes up realizing that he doesn’t want the responsibility that comes with power.

Finally, while he is walking with his dog, he realizes what he wants with his wish.

In the last scene we see a hobo in an alley rubbing the lamp and George appearing out of it as the genie (along with his dog Attila).  George now grants wishes to the destitute and is happy.

This is a pretty weak episode.  Even a wise cracking Jack Albertson can’t add much life to this one.  It’s just sub-par.  C-.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 10 – The Parallel

Astronaut Robert Gaines is in an orbiting space capsule when communication is lost with the ground.  He blacks out and when he comes to, he’s in a hospital bed.  His superior officers and comrades tell him that somehow, inexplicably his capsule was found landed not far from the launch site.  Gaines can’t explain how he got back to Earth and his team is mystified about the whole thing.  But Gaines is allowed to go home to his wife and daughter for the weekend.

When he arrives home the first thing, he notices is that the house is surrounded by a fence that wasn’t there when he left.  But his wife Helen assures him the fence was there when they bought the house years ago.  Later he sees that he has on the insignia of a colonel whereas he knows he is a major.  And finally, when his wife kisses him and his daughter hugs him, they each feel that he is not the man they know.

Now Gaines talks to his NASA colleagues and he tells them that he has gone through his encyclopedia at home and finds that many of the things he knows about the world are changed.  Even the President of the United States is someone different than John Kennedy.  And the builder of the space capsule tells Gaines that it isn’t the same one that he built.  He asks Gaines to examine the ship and say whether it was the one he remembered.  But when he goes near the ship, he starts hearing the voices of mission control and suddenly Gaines finds himself back in the capsule during the mission.

Gaines lands normally and this time John Kennedy is the president and there is no fence around Gaines’ house.  Later when Gaines talks to mission control they tell him that they picked up a second capsule on telemetry and they received a radio message from a Colonel Gaines.

So, this is an inexplicable parallel universe switcheroo with the happy ending unswitcheroo.  Now this could have gone very wrong with Gaines running around yelling at the sky, ground and bystanders.  Luckily it didn’t.  I’m so grateful that I’m going to give it a B+.

 

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The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 10 – No Time Like the Past

Dana Andrews is a physicist named Paul Driscoll who is part of a time travel project.  He goes back in time to try and alter three pages in history.  He goes back to 1945 Hiroshima and tries to convince a police official to evacuate the women and children before the bomb.  But he fails.  Then he goes back to the early days of Hitler’s rule and tries to kill Hitler with a rifle from a hotel room adjacent to a Nazi rally and fails.  And finally, he goes back to the Lusitania and tries to convince the captain to change his course and avoid the torpedo that would sink it a few minutes later.  Once again, he fails.

Returning to his present he is reconciled to the immutability of the past.  But now he determines to find a period in the past before the horrors of the atomic age where he can live in peace.  He chooses a town in Indiana in 1881.  Shortly after arriving he realizes that President Garfield will be shot that same day.  Accidentally he lets slip that he knows Garfield will be shot to the town school-marm, Abigail Sloan.  He falls in love with the teacher and they talk about his thoughts on war and peace.  But suddenly he remembers something else he read about the town.  He remembers that a fire will break out in the school and twelve children will be badly hurt.  While attempting to prevent the accident that causes the fire, he causes it himself.  He says goodbye to Miss Sloan and tells her that he must head back to the future where he can make a difference.  He talks to one of his associates and says that working to make a better future is the only useful occupation for those who want to make a better world.

This hour format allows Serling to combine a time travel plot that involves trying to change the past with a meditation on war and peace.  Dana Andrews is a fun actor and does his best with the story.  It’s kind of an odd juxtaposition of sci-fi and nostalgia.  It’s a little unfocused and kind of forced but not bad.  B-.

 

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The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 9 – Printer’s Devil

Douglas Winter is the owner of a small-town newspaper called the Courier.  A larger newspaper called the Gazette is using its financial muscle to squeeze the Courier out of business.  It’s able to buy up all the advertising and even hire away the courier’s Linotype operator.  Winter is at his wit’s end and out of money to pay the bills.  His girlfriend and co-worker Jackie Benson tells him not to lose faith but he’s given up and in fact heads over to a bridge to jump over the side and end it all.  But while he’s there he meets a Mr. Smith who convinces Winter to join him at the local bar for a drink.  While there he discusses Winter’s troubles at the courier.  Smith informs him that he’d like to bankroll him and also help out as both the Linotype operator and a reporter.  Having nothing to lose Winter agrees.  When they arrive at the courier Smith impresses both Douglas and Jackie with his skill with the Linotype.  He also informs them that he has an amazing nose for news and will be able to scoop the reporters at the gazette without any difficulty.  And in fact, this proves to be the case.  His first scoop is a bank robbery story which he Linotypes apparently as it is occurring.  From there he makes scoop after scoop and before you know it the Courier is the leading newspaper and the Gazette is hurting for business.

 

The owner of the Gazette offers to buy the Courier, but winter turns him down.  The next scoop is that a fire has burned down the Gazette and out them out of business.  Now that things are going well Winter wants to hire back his old Linotype operator, but Smith informs him that he’s modified the machine and only he now can handle it correctly.  Also, Smith tells Winter that he wants to bring the courier to a higher level of success but in order to do it he needs Winer to sign a business agreement that among other things promises to assign his immortal soul over to smith when he dies.  Winter recoils at the suggestion but after Smith mocks him for believing in such supernatural claptrap Winter agrees and signs the paper.

 

After this Smith shows his true colors and makes sexual advances on Jackie.  She slaps his face and Smith tells her she’ll be sorry.  Now Smith admits to Winter that he is indeed the devil and anything he writes on the Linotype automatically comes true and he has written that Jackie will be in a car crash and if Winter does not commit suicide then Smith will see to it that she dies.  Smith tells Jackie that he is leaving town and asks her for a lift to the train station and while they are driving the accident happens.  But in the meantime, Winter writes a story on the Linotype stating that the agreement between Winter and smith was nullified and that Jackie would be fine, and Smith would disappear.  So, everybody lives happily ever afterward, and winter has the Linotype disposed of and settles down to running a normal newspaper again.

 

Burgess Meredith is Mr. Smith, and this is basically a tour de force by him.  It’s of course a ridiculous story but Meredith invests it with his particular brand of acting zeal so that it keeps your interest and renders it very enjoyable.  But whenever he’s not on the screen the story seems kind of flat.  For Burgess’s work I’ll give this a B+.

 

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The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 8 – Miniature

Charley Parkes is a loner.  He lives with his mother and she dotes on him.  He is a shy quiet man who cannot socialize with his peers at work and even has trouble empathizing with his own sister and her husband.  His boss fires him because his detached attitude toward his office associates is causing animosity.  A woman that his sister convinces to go on a date with Charley slaps him in the face and walks out when Charley knocks her off the bench they were on because she tries to kiss him.  He is a hopeless recluse.

While killing some time at the local museum he happens upon an exhibit containing a dollhouse of a 19th century Boston home containing a small wooden carving of a young woman sitting at a harpsichord.  Charley is enchanted by the tiny beautiful figure and he becomes lost in the scene.  Suddenly he sees the tiny woman playing the instrument and moving.  He asks the museum guard how they can make the doll move and the guard tells him he’s seeing things.  He shows him a sign that expressly states that the doll is made of a solid piece of wood.  Charley admits that he must have been mistaken.  But Charley goes back e3very day and spends hours watching the dollhouse.  And what he sees is the whole life of the woman and her household.  There is a maid and even a gentleman caller who takes the woman to the opera.  But one day the man comes back to the house in a fury and forces his way in the door, strikes down the maid with his cane and carries the fainting woman up the stairs to her bedroom.  Charley is so alarmed for her safety that he takes a museum furnishing and uses it to shatter the glass around the dollhouse.  He explains to the guard why he did it and the guard leads him off to the authorities.

Charley is placed in a mental institution where his psychiatrist works to convince him that he was suffering from hallucinations caused by his desire to escape from a world in which he felt he didn’t belong.  When Charley persists in saying that the girl was alive the doctor reveals that he has borrowed the doll from the museum and Charlie can see that it is only a piece of wood.

Some time later the psychiatrist explains to his family that Charley has been cured and can reenter the real world.  Charley pretends that he is convinced that what he saw was an hallucination and agrees to all the plans his family make for his career and his social life.  But while he is supposedly taking a nap, he sneaks out the window and heads back to the museum.  There he hides until closing time.  Then he comes out to stand in front of the dollhouse and talk to the little woman.  He tells her of his love and his belief that he and she were made for each other and would enjoy each other’s company.

Meanwhile his family discovers his escape and along with the psychiatrist they summon the police to escort them to the closed museum.  When Charley hears them coming, he closes the lights.  They call to him but he can’t be found.  Now the museum guard who appeared in the earlier scenes looks into the dollhouse and sees the woman now joined by a little man that looks just like Charley.  He doesn’t say anything to the police because they would think him crazy.

In the last scene we see the man and the woman in the dollhouse and it is indeed Charley and the little woman looking at stereopticon slides and looking happy together.

Okay everybody what is the law!  No living mannequins, ventriloquist’s dummies, robots and just in case someone misses the category no living dolls either.

So, Robert Duvall and William Windom who play, respectively, Charley and the psychiatrist are both good actors and do a good job of giving the play depth.  And I myself am a sensitive soul who can barely interact with my fellow man without wincing at his barbarity.  But come on!  Dammit Charley, man up and kiss the girl if she wants to.  C+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 7 – Jess-Belle

Back in the Blue Ridge Mountains Billy Ben Turner (played by James Best) is in love with Ellwyn Glover.  At a town dance he proposes to her and she accepts.  But Billy Ben’s old girlfriend Jess-Belle Stone (played by Anne Francis) is desperate to win back Billy Ben.  She goes to the local witch Granny Hart and begs her for a love potion but Jess-Belle has no money.  Being desperate she agrees to give Granny Hart whatever else she wants.  Granny Hart gives her a potion to drink and after a painful transition Jess-Belle is told that Billy Ben will never look at another woman as long as Jess-Belle is alive.

Jess-Belle goes to a dance and Billy Ben is immediately hypnotized and leaves the dance with Jess-Belle.  Ellwyn is devastated but she warns Jess-Belle that witchcraft always ends badly.  And so, it does for Jess-Belle she discovers that she has herself has become a witch.  She has lost her soul and now every night she turns into a leopard.  Knowing that the townspeople have gathered to hunt the big cat that night, Jess-Belle begs her mother to lock her in her room and not let her out.  But the leopard escapes the house and goes after Ellwyn in the family barn.  Luckily, the hunters show up to save Ellwyn and they shoot down the witch cat and it disappears in a puff of smoke.  But Billy Ben who was one of the hunters finds his engagement ring that he had given to Jess-Belle on the ground where the leopard had been.

Released from Jess-Belle’s influence Billy Ben returns to Ellwyn and they are eventually married.  But Jess-Belle’s mother warns him that her daughter’s spirit still haunts the area and that she will try to revenge herself on Billy Ben and Ellwyn.  Billy Ben goes to Granny Hart and finds out that to kill a witch he must use her clothes to make an image of her and then stab it through the heart with a silver pin.

When he gets home Ellwyn’s body has been possessed by Jess-Belle’s spirit and she is threatening to take him away.  But he is able to use one of her dresses and a silver pin to attack her.  The dress suddenly contains Jess-Belle and she dies and evaporates.  Now Ellwyn and Billy Ben are happily together and looking up in the night sky they see a shooting star and Ellwyn claims that the star means that a witch has died.

A hillbilly witch story, yeehah!  James Best and Anne Francis are a lot of fun as the protagonists.  It’s not exactly Shakespeare but it is very entertaining.  I’ll say B+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 6 – Death Ship

Three astronauts are aboard the, by now familiar, Forbidden Planet flying saucer set that is bringing them to explore and evaluate a new planet that Earth hopes to colonize.  Lieutenants Ted Mason and Mike Carter along with Captain Paul Ross (played by Jack Klugman) are scanning the planet’s surface to identify a good landing site to begin their work.  But they see a shiny object and land to investigate.  It turns out to be a crashed flying saucer.  They go to investigate and discover what appear to be their own three bodies lying dead in the wreckage of their own ship.  Mason and Carter now start to hallucinate that they’ve gone back to Earth.  Carter imagines that he visits his home and sees a telegram with his death notice on it.  Mason meets his wife and daughter but when Ross finds him and forces him back he is reminded that his wife and daughter died in an automobile crash years ago.

Mason and Carter are now convinced that they’ve all died in a crash.  But Ross claims that aliens are causing them to hallucinate the crashed ship, the bodies and even the scenes on Earth.  Ross tells them that they must escape from the planet to escape the delusions.  But Mason and Carter are convinced that taking off will be the occasion for their ship to crash.  When they successfully take off everyone is overjoyed but when Ross says it’s now safe to return, Mason and Carter panic and attempt to stop him from landing.  In doing so they force the ship into a power dive from which they barely escape without crashing.  Once on the surface they see that the crashed ship is still there.  Now Mason and Carter are despondent and convinced that all of them are already dead.  But Ross refuses to believe he’s already dead and says they must go over the logic of what’s happening to them again.

In the final scene we return to the beginning when they see the shiny object from orbit as they approached the planet.  They are in an endless loop of denying their own deaths.

While some of the scenes between the men and their friends and family from Earth are affecting and the interactions between the captain and his crew are somewhat interesting and Jack Klugman is fun to listen to, the season four hour format finally draws out this premise too long.  It’s too thin a premise to keep it going that long.  C+

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 5 – Mute

The episode opens up in Vienna where five married couples who also happen to be scientists studying extra sensory perception are setting up a grand experiment to restore telepathic ability in humanity.  Their plan is for each couple to bring up their children without any use of speech and solely use telepathy for communication.  One couple, the Nielsens would return to their home in Pennsylvania and communicate their progress to the others by monthly letters.

The Nielsens were extraordinarily successful and their daughter Ilsa is a natural telepath who has never learned spoken language at all.  But ten years later when Ilsa is twelve a terrible fire breaks out in the Nielsen home and only Ilsa escapes.  She is physically unharmed but in deep shock from experiencing telepathically the death of her parents.

The town sheriff Harry Wheeler and his wife Cora shelter Ilsa in their home after the fire.  Ilsa can’t speak but Cora comforts her like a mother.  Cora had lost her own daughter to a drowning accident a few years before and is very lonely without her child.

Harry finds out from the postmaster that the Nielsens regularly received letters from Austria and obtaining the address, Harry writes a letter telling these friends about Ilsa’s orphaning.  But unknown to Harry, Cora steals the letter from the mailbox and burns it.  But Ilsa sees it and reads from Cora’s mind what is happening and in despair she runs out into the street and collapses in grief.

Ilsa takes up residence with the Wheelers and Cora heaps great kindness and attention on her.  When the Wheelers send her to school she is taught by Miss Frank, a woman whose father also brought her up mute in order to become a medium to the dead.  And because of this shared background she is able to get through Ilsa’s telepathic behavior and force her to learn to speak and understand human language.  At about the same time, a couple of the Austrian scientists, Karl and Maria Werner, show up to find out why the Nielsens have stopped writing.  They go to see Harry Wheeler and he tells them of the fire and brings them to see Ilsa. Karl talks telepathically with Ilsa and implores her to answer him.  But Miss Frank’s training has changed Ilsa from a telepath to a normal girl and she rejects the telepathic appeal by instead speaking clearly out loud.

The Werners say that they will leave Ilsa to be adopted by the Wheelers.  They pretend that they haven’t a legal right because they see how happy Ilsa is with her new parents.  When Karl is walking away from the house with Maria, he expresses misgivings about allowing the experiment to be lost.  But Maria states that the love that Ilsa has gained is much more important than the telepathic gift she would have possessed or even the benefit to mankind in rediscovering telepathy.  She reminds him that though the Nielsens were kindly people they really treated Ilsa as more of their experiment than their child.

So, this is a morality tale wrapped in a science fiction story.  It’s a minor work but enjoyable.  B.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 4 Episode 4 – He’s Alive

Dennis Hopper plays Peter Vollmer, a sort of street corner neo-Nazi who hasn’t been having much success selling his neighbors on his ideas.  He also has a friend, Ernst Ganz who also happens to be a Holocaust survivor.  He’s known Peter since he was a scared little boy beaten by his father.  Ernst criticizes Peter for adopting the same cause that the Nazis had established back in their time.  But he doesn’t reject Peter because he still thinks of the scared little boy he pitied before.

After Peter suffers a particularly humiliating failure in his street corner proselytizing, a man who stands cloaked in the shadows of the night tells Peter that his technique is all wrong and starts to teach him how to work the crowd and get them to sympathize with his message.  This works remarkably well and Peter’s group starts drawing larger and more enthusiastic crowds.

Next the shadow man tells Peter that he needs a martyr to solidify his cause.  Peter tells his comrades that one of their oldest members is a spy and orders them to murder him but to make it look like their enemies did it.  They kill the man and indeed, the crowds become even bigger.

Finally, Ernst sees how the movement is growing and decides he must stop it.  He goes to the rally and belittles Peter and tells the crowd that Peter is just a cut-rate Hitler and a coward.  Peter implores Ernst to stop but Ernst refuses.  Peter slaps Ernst in the face but as he leaves he tells the crowd that Nazis always handle the truth with violence.

Now the shadow man comes back and tells Peter he must kill Ernst.  Peter complains that he is sick of taking orders from someone hiding in the shadows.  The man steps forward and reveals himself to be Adolph Hitler.  Now Peter is completely overwhelmed and agrees to kill Ernst with the Luger pistol that Hitler gives him.  Hitler’s parting words to Peter is for him to remember that from now on he has no sentiment, and is made of steel.

Peter goes to Ernst’s apartment and after Ernst taunts him he pulls out the gun and kills Ernst.  His dying words are that Peter has become steel and has therefore lost his humanity.  Peter goes back to his headquarters and the police have come to arrest him for complicity in the murder of his “martyred” comrade.  Peter runs onto the roof of the building and is shot down by the police.  As he lies dying, he tells the police that something is wrong because even though he’s made of steel, he’ bleeding.  Then we see the shadow of Hitler walking away and Rod Serling gives a speech on how the Nazis still live through the hate and prejudice that still exists.

Whew!  Okay, Rod thinks the Nazis are coming.  Now this is in the 1960s when we’ve been fighting proxy wars against the Russian and Chinese communists for decades and Fidel Castro is emplacing Russian nukes in Cuba.  But Nazis are what’s worrying Rod.  Looking back on what that attitude spawned I guess Rod is why the Social Justice Warriors rule the campuses and infect just about every institution in the United States.  For the fruits of this hysteria I’ll have to flunk Mr. Serling on this overwrought exercise.  F.

 

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