John Fetterman, the brain-damaged hobo-senator from the great state of Pennsylvania will now be allowed to wear his trademarked ensemble of thuggish “hoody” and grimy gym shorts into the “august” senate chambers from now on.
And logically it makes sense. Now his appearance and his utterances will match. They will both portray the experience someone would get when approached by a deranged homeless man on the streets of Philadelphia. Kudos to Chuck Schumer for this intelligent bit of stagecraft. The US Senate is now a richer performance space because of his clever change. Now all they have to do is eliminate the ordinances on lice and fleas.
Senate will no longer enforce a dress code for senators https://t.co/iItWkeCvOK
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 19, 2023
“The U.S. Senate will no longer enforce a dress code for members of the upper house elected by those they serve. “However, others entering the chamber must comply with the dress code. Coats/ties for men. Business attire for women,” tweeted Chad Pergram, Fox News senior congressional correspondent.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., quietly sent the directive to the Senate’s sergeant at arms, news website Axios reported. The change allows Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., to continue to wear his trademark hooded sweatshirts and gym shorts while working for Americans.”