Below is the amazing flight camera video of the successful defense of Lake Huron by our pilots.
When the first missile failed to strike the target the squadron leader said he, “wanted another shot at it..” The rest is history. What wasn’t revealed in the press conference was that after the aliens fired their primary weapon and obliterated the White House, President Biden’s righteous anger prompted him to take the squadron leader role of the attacking F-16s that took down the aliens. Few people know that in addition to being a long haul trucker Biden is also a Top Gun fighter pilot. No joke!
I’m still trying to figure out how they expected to do significant damage to a spacecraft that is 15 MILES wide with at most 90-pound anti aircraft fragmentation warheads?
Because they had a super weapon, Randy Quaid’s coffee fueled, new found sobriety. Without the fog of alcohol he was firing on all cylinders. He could tell that his fighter jet’s fuel tank would provide exactly enough energy to overload the primary weapon and trigger a chain reaction that would utterly destroy the alien ship but luckily allow the crash to occur away from Area 51. No joke! Thank you Randy Quaid.