My state has one upped this gag. We have bridges that have been declared dangerous for decades but the state mechanism for repairing them is completely impenetrable. Eventually the state will have to be permanently divided along the lines of all the small streams that traverse it. Soon regional dialects will develop and eventually mutually unintelligible languages but the bridges will just become place names that adorn maps as we stare across these small bodies of water that will forever divide us. Damn you Mayor Pete.
State Achieves Goal Of Having Every Road Under Construction At The Same Time https://t.co/horXBcV3vS pic.twitter.com/9S80XUe5IF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 26, 2023
Your bridges are racist and deserve to die!
Now that you mention it I do recall that everyone always drove on the right side of the road. Coincidence? I think not.