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A picture is worth a thousand words. Sorry girls the guy in the dress is apparently your boss. Better find out what he expects from you and keep him happy. Maybe try complimenting him on his looks or clothes or hair or something. Be careful he looks kind of big and strong..
In Honor Of Women's History Month, Woman Kneels Before Man https://t.co/ySY9Cujgbb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 15, 2023
Beautiful day. Some sun, high fifties. Kinda windy, but still. The mallards have returned to the puddle. They’re probably raising a family so that’s always a good opportunity for a photo or two. As I’ve said this incredibly warm winter is a fantastic thing. Daffodils are out of the ground and spring feels like it’s right around the corner.
Got a good laugh reading about Don Lemon putting his foot in his mouth again. I always enjoy it when two different cohorts of the leftist coalition get into a slap fight. And it’s a good one. A gay black man and two middle aged white women fighting about when a woman is past her prime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s632y3ffIkw
That’s a win-win if I ever heard one. Don is so rankled by having to share the stage with women that he’s primed to start hissing and spitting even before anything is said. I watched the event several times. It’s wonderful. These two women hate Don’s guts and the feeling is obviously mutual.
Some people are hoping he gets fired now. But I hope they’re chained together for as long as possible. The further adventures of this trio has train wreck written all over it. Could Don make history by being the first gay man accused of rape by straight women? I don’t see how but that is the card that these Karens are always hoping to play. Maybe they could come up with some kind of psychic rape or some such thing. They should at least try.
Don will probably accuse them of racism and homophobia. And wouldn’t that be fun. Think of it. CNN would have its own white supremacist, gay bashing correspondents right there on their morning show. They could be denounced by …, well, by everybody! But just think what Joy Reid could do with this. She would summon up visions of KKK marchers coming for Don’s head on a pike. She would literally foam at the mouth. It would be must see tv.
Then Don could sue CNN for a zillion dollars and call it reparations for his modern-day enslavement there at CNN. MSNBC could cover it round the clock and eventually CNN would go out of business and everyone except Don Lemon would be glad. Don unfortunately would be forced to find another gig. Not such an easy thing for him anymore.
So, imagine a world in the future where both Don Lemon and the two shrews he’s battling with were disqualified from appearing on television because they were just too annoying for the majority of viewers. Wouldn’t that be a wonderful world? And the only question we have to ask is how do we get to that world? Well, it seems clear. We need to make it possible for people like that to be mocked as both stupid and unentertaining.
And we’ll know we’re there when Saturday Night Live is competing against something really funny like The Babylon Bee. That’s right, when things that are actually funny are shown on the major media outlets, we’ll know that the woke virus has run its course and burned itself out. And people can say what they really think without fear of being banished to oblivion by the gatekeepers and scolds.
The first tiny steps are happening. Twitter has reinstated the Bee. Hopefully enough people support the Bee by going to their site. And if you’ve got some spare change become a member. That will help.
It’s too bad we can’t stop paying for things like MSNBC and CNN that we don’t like. The cable system doesn’t allow for that, which is a shame. So, all we can do is throw a few bucks at the things that we do like.
Well, that’s what I thought about today. Back to work.
Don Lemon Returns To Work, Disgusted To Find Female Co-hosts Even Older Than They Were Last Week https://t.co/nHhhxwMVOO
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 20, 2023
It’s all well and good to identify as something easy like a man or a woman. But what happens if you get too creative? Oh the humanity!
Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosurehttps://t.co/duDncLwZQy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 5, 2023
In a world full of self-important and thoroughly dishonest people like Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau it’s nice to have people like the Babylon Bee to puncture and mock these odious creeps. This one made me smile.
This post from the Babylon Bee attempts to mock the FBI sting operation that was recently head in DC. But the actual reports showing Capitol Police outfitted like Darth Vader attempting to shield the identity of an FBI plant dressed up as a fake antifa agitator was beyond parody.
Honestly, if anyone still doubts that we live in an occupied country just think about this. The FBI was perfectly fine with BLM and antifa burning down areas of dozens of cities last year. But they are going all out to entrap right-wing protestors with whatever false flag activities they can engineer. FBI or Stasi, what’s the difference?
When hard hitting reporting is needed depend on the Babylon Bee to be there. Here the Bee tells you about the Taliban’s very progressive stance on women’s rights and it follows up on Joe Biden’s efforts to defend the LGBTQ rights of fabulous Afghanis. Groundbreaking.
Seriously, these guys should have their own show on network tv. That they don’t is a sign that we are living in a humorless age. And that network tv is already on its last legs.
I wish I worked for these guys. So many funny bits. This one is classic and so close to the truth it hurts. These guys should replace SNL and get funding from the cable providers. That’s how good they are.
How can you beat, “Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics“.?
Recently Babylon Bee was able to force the NY Times to retract a statement saying that the Babylon Bee was a purveyor of misinformation instead of a satire site. If only the Republican Party had half the backbone these guys have.
These guys deserve our support. They are a unique resource. And I envy their talent.
My favorite line of the article is the last, “Sometimes your testicles get in the way, Hubbard said. That’s just something we gals have to deal with.”
It’s this kind of good advice that every husband wants. Painless chores. The Babylon Bee has gotten to the heart of the timeless husband/wife work dynamic. Basically husbands want their wives to replace their mothers and take care of all the chores. And as a husband in good standing I say, “Don’t carry that heavy pile of laundry up the stairs, make two trips!”
https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-help-your-wife-with-house-work-without-putting-too-much-effort-in
As someone who has painfully reviewed every one of the Twilight Zone episodes I feel I can speak authoritatively when I say that the Babylon Bee’s parody of a woke version of the classic episode “It’s a Good Life” is a classic in its own right. You should watch it.