It’s this kind of good advice that every husband wants. Painless chores. The Babylon Bee has gotten to the heart of the timeless husband/wife work dynamic. Basically husbands want their wives to replace their mothers and take care of all the chores. And as a husband in good standing I say, “Don’t carry that heavy pile of laundry up the stairs, make two trips!”
As someone who has painfully reviewed every one of the Twilight Zone episodes I feel I can speak authoritatively when I say that the Babylon Bee’s parody of a woke version of the classic episode “It’s a Good Life” is a classic in its own right. You should watch it.