Maybe controversial, certainly hard-hitting. But a must watch. Alright, it’s a joke.
— orionscoldfire (@orionscoldfire) June 4, 2023
All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
Maybe controversial, certainly hard-hitting. But a must watch. Alright, it’s a joke.
— orionscoldfire (@orionscoldfire) June 4, 2023
I know it’s fake but I could just hear him saying it.
Leadership: Biden Calls On Banks To Stop Collapsing https://t.co/Apg3jz0SuJ pic.twitter.com/ob0XO0VHjM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2023
Much too smart to be responsible for Kamala’s word salad.
Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter https://t.co/sueN8kz0W6 pic.twitter.com/tLLL3aYTuA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2023
What can I say. I wish I had said it first. The perfect mockery of the most absurd problem of the week.
I can’t count how many times I’ve accidentally hit a woman in the testicles. https://t.co/1BRVOWfu1z
— Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) March 26, 2023
It’s all well and good to identify as something easy like a man or a woman. But what happens if you get too creative? Oh the humanity!
Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosurehttps://t.co/duDncLwZQy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 5, 2023
(This was in response for demanding reparations for the cultural appropriation of my ancestors superior concrete recipe – photog)
As a descendant of Slavs, I demand a reparation from your reparations! My ancestors were seized and transported to Rome as slave labor and forced to mix their superior concrete. (I wonder if the formula also included human blood.) I will take my payment in gold aureae, 1000 per captured ancestor and descendants to the Fall of the Empire. If coin is not available, I will accept (unrolls scroll) bullion, jewelry, a reserved parking space, my own Winnebago, a chance to direct, (OOPS, wrong scroll), vineyards, pastureland, and 5000 sheep, and a Rudis, the wooden Sword of Freedom.
After his recent comedy link, Updating Some Comedy Gold
I told Mr. Coffee to find a fitting follow up. Although this new edition lacks the earthy flavor of Red Foxx’s genius, it does hit all the talking points that today’s voters should consider.
That friend of mine sent me another link. This one is old Sanford and Son scenes with Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr’s heads on the Sanfords’ bodies. Then there’s Pelosi, the Clintons and even Mitt Romney standing in for some of the other characters.
As Kenny Banya would say. “It’s gold Jerry. gold.” Enjoy.
To lock him up and his crackhead son. It’s catchy! A friend passed along this link. I always try to support the arts so I pass it along to all of you.
My apologies to Janis Joplin…
Me and Democracy
Busted flat in “Covid Times”, vaxxin’ is a pain
When I’m feelin’ near as faded as Rmdna genes
Brandon thumbed his nose at me, before he claimed
He wanted to make America as crime-free as New Orleans
I watched as the J6ers were confined in a dirty DC cabana
Joe is so aloof while America sings the blues
EPA is slappin’ fines, soon I’ll be getting mine
This is not the America we knew
Freedoms are just another thing we need to lose
Nothin’, I mean nothin’ is ever going to be free
And feelin’ good was never easy, but now it is gone into the blue
You know feelin’ good was no good for Nancy and Joey B.
Not good enough for AOC and the progressive party
Shut down the Kentucky coal mines, count on solar from the sun
Algore and Kerry have a single goal
Through all kinds of weather, through everything that’s done
Nothings going to keep me from the cold
One day up near Portland, Antifa had it’s way
Lookin to ransack homes and defund the police,
They will trade all of your tomorrows, for their one “new” day
To be Soros’ heros of the brownshirt kind
Freedoms are just another thing we need to lose
Nothin’, I mean nothin’ is ever going to be free
And feelin’ good was never easy, but now it is gone into the blue
You know feelin’ good was no good for Nancy and Joey B.
Not good enough for AOC and the progressive party
La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Joey B., yeah
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La, la-la-la-da-da- Joey B., oh yeah
La-da-da, la-da-da, la,da-da, la,da-da
La-da-da, la-da-da, la-di-da
Hey now, Hey now, Nancy and Joey B.
Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, lo-da-da, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Hey now, Hey now, Nancy and Joey B., yeah
Well, I wanna call it “over”, vote in a different kind of man
but I am called a threat to their democracy
Hey now, Hey now, how about that lunacy, yeah
Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, oh
Hey-hey-hey, Joey B., Lord