This embodies the timeless strategy of moving the goalposts. And it perfectly captures the essence of Greta, a twenty year old harpy practicing to become a ninety year old harpy.
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) June 22, 2023
All the Secrets of the Universe and Some Really Important Stuff Too!
This embodies the timeless strategy of moving the goalposts. And it perfectly captures the essence of Greta, a twenty year old harpy practicing to become a ninety year old harpy.
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) June 22, 2023
Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations By Threatening To Endorse Their Products https://t.co/2K7bnQIKJP pic.twitter.com/vjDrguJz6S
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 11, 2023
Maybe controversial, certainly hard-hitting. But a must watch. Alright, it’s a joke.
— orionscoldfire (@orionscoldfire) June 4, 2023
I know it’s fake but I could just hear him saying it.
Leadership: Biden Calls On Banks To Stop Collapsing https://t.co/Apg3jz0SuJ pic.twitter.com/ob0XO0VHjM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 1, 2023
Much too smart to be responsible for Kamala’s word salad.
Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter https://t.co/sueN8kz0W6 pic.twitter.com/tLLL3aYTuA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2023
What can I say. I wish I had said it first. The perfect mockery of the most absurd problem of the week.
I can’t count how many times I’ve accidentally hit a woman in the testicles. https://t.co/1BRVOWfu1z
— Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) March 26, 2023
It’s all well and good to identify as something easy like a man or a woman. But what happens if you get too creative? Oh the humanity!
Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosurehttps://t.co/duDncLwZQy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 5, 2023
(This was in response for demanding reparations for the cultural appropriation of my ancestors superior concrete recipe – photog)
As a descendant of Slavs, I demand a reparation from your reparations! My ancestors were seized and transported to Rome as slave labor and forced to mix their superior concrete. (I wonder if the formula also included human blood.) I will take my payment in gold aureae, 1000 per captured ancestor and descendants to the Fall of the Empire. If coin is not available, I will accept (unrolls scroll) bullion, jewelry, a reserved parking space, my own Winnebago, a chance to direct, (OOPS, wrong scroll), vineyards, pastureland, and 5000 sheep, and a Rudis, the wooden Sword of Freedom.
After his recent comedy link, Updating Some Comedy Gold
I told Mr. Coffee to find a fitting follow up. Although this new edition lacks the earthy flavor of Red Foxx’s genius, it does hit all the talking points that today’s voters should consider.
That friend of mine sent me another link. This one is old Sanford and Son scenes with Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr’s heads on the Sanfords’ bodies. Then there’s Pelosi, the Clintons and even Mitt Romney standing in for some of the other characters.
As Kenny Banya would say. “It’s gold Jerry. gold.” Enjoy.