It’s all well and good to identify as something easy like a man or a woman. But what happens if you get too creative? Oh the humanity!
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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 5, 2023
We’ve already seen this. Finland recently had a man on the European figure skating championship who identified as a woman and as a figure skater.
It was not pretty.
Hmm, I wonder if I could go to Hollywood and tell them I identify as an Action Hero and male sex symbol?
I mean, why not?
I saw that figure skater video. It was so bad even I felt sorry for that chump. As for your future exploits as action hero/sex symbol I’m sure everyone here will be following your career with great interest. Do you see yourself more in the mold of James Bond or Arnold Schwarzenegger? I always imagined myself as like a less fit Homer Simpson.
Oh, definitely more James Bond. If Bond were clumsy.
“The name is Chemist. Inorganic Chemist.”
(The babes all swoon.)
Well at least you have a plan or maybe an outline. And that’s something. Go with the Scottish accent. It’s the best bet. I’d say practice saying Moneypenny. Apparently it’s important.