Read It Great Trump!

It would make sense that the true America Caesar wouldn’t be a general but rather a huckster.  P T Barnum is more or less the archetype.  Here is Trump; a man who all alone against the omnipotent federal government single-handedly wrestled them to the ground and pushed their faces in the mud.

I was talking to a friend tonight and we were both marveling at how Trump instinctively knows how to manipulate every person and situation to his advantage.  He exposed the phoniness and selfishness of oligarchs like Jeb Bush and Hilary Clinton to the American working and middle classes.  He exposed “free trade” as the weapon of the rich against their own fellow citizens.  He refused to allow the elites to use forever wars to control the whole planet and at the same time whittle down the warrior class to a manageable force.

And now he has exposed the incompetence and imbecility of Biden, Kamala and their handlers before the whole world.  Before our eyes he put on the “greatest show on Earth” and blew the Biden and Kamala clown cars right off the road.  While not as hilarious as the 2016 Hilary “Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth” medley, it’s still plenty funny to listen to the various pundits screeching about how Trump will bring to life the “Handmaid’s Tale” and force these 80-year-old hags to dress in the nun outfit and bear him children.  Well, I guess everyone is entitled to a secret dream, even 80-year-old hags.  I wonder if he has to dress up as a pirate in that dream?

So, my hat’s off to him.  Bravo!

The only thing I wonder about is how much will he be able to achieve that will be of lasting benefit.  Look at what they did to his vibrant economy.  All it took was the Summer of George Floyd and COVID19.  Imagine if he really went after the CIA, FBI and the IRS.  They’d probably unleash a hybrid of small pox and Ebola.

But Trump deserves to have his chance.  He’s shown himself to be resourceful and fearless.  With a lot of work and even more luck he might achieve some very worthwhile things.  And we all have our secret wish list.  Here’s mine:

1. Pardon himself. This one’s a no brainer.
2. Pardon everyone who’s been persecuted by Democrat lawfare. That goes for everyone from Rudy Giuliani to the J6 protestors languishing in prison.
3. Disband the FBI. Or, at least, all of the offensive parts.
4. Declare a national emergency and end all immigration until the illegal aliens have been deported.
5. Deport all the illegal aliens.
6. Get Elon Musk to “right-size” the federal government, with a chain saw.
7. Rationalize American foreign policy with regard to military actions and develop an acceptable status quo with Beijing and Moscow.
8. Make Rudy Giuliani the Attorney General and use the Justice Department to punish all federal and state infringements on the first amendment. This includes freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of religion and free association.
9. Use the Justice Department to crack down on all federal and state infringements on the second amendment.
10. And lastly, make Joy Reid wear a bag over her head whenever she’s on tv.

There!  That’s not so bad.