As I went over yesterday Buckaroo Biden is rapidly heading for the last roundup. In this clip Biden is attempting to frighten people in states that have relaxed the mask nonsense. He wants them to believe that doing so risks planetary human extinction. But he fumbles over half the words and sounds like he’s drunk or an imbecile. At one point he tries reading off the teleprompter and ends up saying this, “The failure to take this virus seriously — precisely what got us in this mess in the first place — risks more cases and more desks.” Well I agree, I don’t want to pay for more bookcases and desks. I think the government has enough of both but even as a fake president I think he should limit his scope to national problems and leave questions of office furniture supply chain to the professionals in the deep state.
Forget about two years, will he make it to Memorial Day?
I would suggest starting a pool, but that might get the attention of the FBI and Secret Service.
We don’t need a dead pool. Let’s just have fun with it. Let’s guess which sounds he stops being able to pronounce. Right now it looks like th is in the lead. When “deaths” becomes “desks” I think th is becoming too hard to say. Maybe if he could lisp his “r”s into “w”s. That would be fun. Fwee Wodewic!
Welease Bwian!
Ah, the classics. “Blessed are the cheesemakers?” “Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”