Marketing Geniuses At Bud Light Have Been Fired

Well it’s finally been confirmed:

“The two top Anheuser-Busch marketing executives who were placed on leave amid the company shakeup no longer work for the brand, a source inside Anheuser-Busch confirmed in texts obtained by the Daily Caller on Tuesday.

Group Vice President for Marketing Daniel Blake and Bud Light Marketing Vice President Alissa Heinerscheid are “gone gone,” according to obtained text messages with a current regional head of marketing. The Caller is granting anonymity to the source to discuss legally fraught internal company policy.”

Hopefully she’ll be able to get a job as a hall monitor in some middle school somewhere.  We wish her great success in the future.

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Chemist
Chemist
3 years ago

I wonder how big a severance package they got.
Hmmmmm. Tranny beer. Package.
There is a joke there somewhere.