Dianne Feinstein Blazes the Trail For Joe Biden


Ninety year old Dianne Feinstein has shown the way for Biden, Pelosi and McConnell by croaking in office.  No cause of death was announced but informed sources were speculating that the natural half-life of the protons in her body had been exceeded and she just evaporated.

On being informed of Feinstein’s passing Joe Biden was heard to say, “She was hot, she will be missed.  No joke.”  When her colleague in the Senate Mitch McConnell heard the sad news he was so affected that he stood for twenty minutes staring into space while soundlessly opening and closing his jaws.  Nancy Pelosi mounted the Speaker’s rostrum and spoke in impassioned gibberish for half an hour until Kevin McCarthy turned off her microphone and called security.

Well, Feinstein is a lot like our society.  It’s decrepit and demented but there doesn’t seem to be a way to change it yet.  Hopefully when the collapse occurs something better will take over, something better than Adam Schiff.

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1 month ago

Thanks for the LOLs.

War Pig
War Pig
1 month ago

She wasn’t all bad. Behind the scenes she put a lot of backing behind some our best military and intelligence technology and systems. Thanks in part to her we’re where we are today in drones, as an example, and other remote and/or unmanned systems. She was behind them early on. Plus she was unfailingly polite to those on the front lines of the secret ops and those who did the dirty work of intelligence. The operators.

1 month ago
Reply to  War Pig

She also arranged for her husband to sell that technology to the Chicoms along with other military tech. And if she’d had her way, you and I would not be allowed to own firearms.

If I could have gotten 51 votes for an outright ban, picking up every one of them, ‘Mr. and Mrs. America, turn em all in,’ I would have done it.”

Say hi to Satan, bitch.

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