Oh No! The Turtle is Done!

Mitch McConnell has acquiesced to the reality that he has been dead for some unknown number of years and now should relinquish his spot on the sunning log in the swamp to some other awful swamp critter

And now the question remains can an even more reprehensible individual than the turtle be found to hold up his part of the Uni-Party deal.  I’m sure Raytheon and the rest of the truly awful people running the military industrial complex will strap one of Mitch’s lackeys to a Frankenstein table and zap him with a gazillion volts and turn him into the monster they need.  Someone with absolutely no concern for the welfare of the people living here and only a short program of responses to his masters’ calls.  Basically, “Send me the checks and I’ll release the votes.”