OCF Coffeehouses Shuttered in Face of NoseRinged Employees Unionizing

Orion’s Cold Fire (OCF) reports on the decision of OCF Coffeehouses (Coincidence?  I think not!) to close down rather than negotiate with unionizing employees on their wage demands.

When informed of management’s decision to cease propping up the marginal businesses, one exceptionally large and well pierced barista was heard to wail, “They can do that?  What the hell were we thinking?”

When asked to comment from his secret base in the caldera of an extinct volcano on the whole tawdry affair photog was heard to say, “Huh?”

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Bigus Macus
Bigus Macus
2 years ago

Apparently when Miss Piggy got her degree in gender studies, economics was not one of the required courses. This won’t be the first or the last business that unions have caused to close directly or indirectly. I wonder if Miss Piggy understands that she won’t see much of a raise and that most of the increase in wages ends up going to their union.

Tyler, the Portly Politico
Tyler, the Portly Politico
2 years ago
Reply to  photog

Yes, the owner really did everything he could. Classic woke Leftism: no accountability, no personal responsibility, no attempt to understand the complexity of the situation.

Chemist
Chemist
2 years ago

I’m sure they can all get jobs as runway models.
Perhaps the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit models?

In all seriousness – You don’t get to just dip into someone else’s wallet.
You are not worth the extra dew dollars per hour.
I know: Learn to code!

Tyler, the Portly Politico
Tyler, the Portly Politico
2 years ago
Reply to  photog

I’m all for a business owner saying, “Okay, look, we’re going to pay you a living wage to serve coffee, but that means we’re going to have to sell this product at a much higher price than is competitive.” Advertise that to your customers—“we know you’re paying a bit more for this coffee and bagel than you would at our competitors, but you’re putting braces on our employees’ kids’ teeth.” I frequent coffee shops, and that kind of model really resonates with the middle-class progressive clientele. It taps into the crusader/moralist mentality of the woke Left in what I think… Read more »

Tyler, the Portly Politico
Tyler, the Portly Politico
2 years ago
Reply to  Chemist

It is wild how hideous these people are. It makes one wonder how much of one’s personal politics are shaped by biology (or, at least, by attractiveness). Alternatively, it’s well-documented that Leftist politics leads otherwise pleasant-looking people to mutilate themselves. Either way, it’s a shame.

Thank goodness I’m one of the beautiful people. 😂