Trump Performs Miracle

Trump may be a long shot for canonization but his campaign has performed a miracle.  He has made Ellen DeGeneres disappear.  The lesbian comedienne has decided to leave the United States permanently because of Trump’s election victory.  Now if he can also get Alec Baldwin to honor a previous promise to leave he would definitely earn his sainthood.

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War Pig
War Pig
1 year ago

Don’t forget Cher, Babs Streisand, etc. Those two have not had a hit song in over a quarter of a century. Like most these days, they are reduced to touring and playing the old hits. They tour into their 70s and even 80s.

War Pig
War Pig
1 year ago
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Yes. The insecurity and insanity are rampant in entertainment. What’s so bad about growing old? Hell, I’ve EARNED my wrinkles (and scars). I’m just proud, and a little amazed, that I’ve lived this long. Betty White let people see her naturally. Bette Davis wasn’t a plastic faced golem in her later years. Ann Bancroft invented the predatory cougar in The Geaduate. I sure didn’t expect my wife to compete with our granddaughters or even our daughters in looks. Sure, she stayed very fit and colored her hair when she first started to get a little gray, but she went back… Read more »

Chemist
Chemist
1 year ago

The Brits are welcome to her.
Although, she will need to watch her mouth there.
They arrest people for speaking their minds there.

And she will be missed by no one.