I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)
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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)
A beautiful early summer day with low humidity, temperatures in the high seventies, plenty of sun and a light breeze; actually paradisical. Camera Girl is watching over the pond I built for her and has filled it with various water plants, gold fish, minnows, frogs and snakes from the surrounding environs and the various “pond supply stores” that traffic in such things. For a while she was very uneasy because she had not seen any of the fish for a whole week and assumed that the local raccoons had fished them out overnight. But the real reason she couldn’t see them was because they were hiding in the murky depths of the pond. And they were doing that because they’re stupid fish. But once she started feeding them at a regular hour, they would arrive en masse to gorge on the putrid pellets that the pet store assured us was nectar and ambrosia for these same piscine recluses.
But interestingly the frogs really are AWOL. I attribute this to the warmer weather we’ve had for the last week or two. My pond must be several degrees warmer than the water in the swamp and they probably enjoy that temperature at this time of year. But I’m sure they’ll come and go once they start finding insects and other invertebrates taking up residence in the new watering hole.

As for the snakes, I found an immature northern water snake and an immature Eastern garter snake around the yard and chucked them in the water last week. The water snake stuck around for a couple of days but the garter left after an hour or so. They’ll also come and go as prey species appear. I’m hoping the water snake population discovers this pond and makes it a permanent part of their range because they can prey on the gold fish and keep the numbers stable. Plus, they’re fun to see around a pond. They’re nasty creatures to handle. They love to bite anyone careless enough to leave flesh within range of their jaws and they also defecate on anyone holding them. And since fish is the main part of their diet this fluid is extremely offensive smelling. So, they’re much better as wild inhabitants of the pond than as pets.
The turkeys wandered through the yard again last week and stopped by the pond for a drink. Although I couldn’t imagine drinking that water. Then again, I couldn’t imagine drinking the water in the swamp but all of the wildlife in this area; bears, coyotes, foxes, otters, weasels, beavers, raccoons, opossums and birds of all kinds drink nothing else and seem to survive unscathed. But despite this I still feel they’d easily learn to prefer cold seltzer as I do. But I guess it takes all kinds.
Currently the only critter I haven’t managed to find and fling in the puddle is the Eastern red-spotted newt. I usually see this around the yard but none have come my way since I built the pond so it’ll have to wait until chance accommodates my plan. Of course, the goldfish may not play nice with the newts when the former start achieving size. I could see the little fellows getting inhaled by these fancy carp. But as Camera Girl always says, “Everybody’s gotta eat.” But what about Hannibal Lecter?
People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.
Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)
I would love to hear the details of these plans, but so far everything I see is in the “Trust me its Good” phase. Trump is a skilled negotiator, unfortunately, the Islamic tradition holds that negotiating with those not in Islam (Dar Al Harb, the House or Abode of War, any nation NOT under Islamic rule in most interpretations of Islamic tradition) is forbidden except for brief periods and in those negotiations deception is not just acceptable but the rule. This is a culture far more dangerous than say the Japanese of the WWII era with their bushido code. That group took mass firebombing and direct destruction of 2 cities, and without the direct intervention of their Emperor (and luck having a coup fail) we would have had to fight on.
The terms need to be dictated, not negotiated, and enforced with a ruthlessness we seem no longer able to muster. At a minimum, these must include:
1) All enriched nuclear material must be handed over to the US within 30 days. Any nuclear material found in country after that period is grounds for declaring the treaty null and void potential peremptory destruction of the site.
2) There must be constant presence of US/Israeli (not IAEA the feckless boobs they are) inspection teams and they must be able to perform surprise inspections with 3 hours or less notice. Violation of this clause yields the same actions as in 1)
3) All missiles and drones of range greater the 50 Miles shall be destroyed and construction of them forbidden. The presence of the remaining limited range weapons within 100 miles of the Straits of Hormuz is forbidden. Violation of this clause results in the immediate destruction of the offending item by whatever means seems necessary and immediate termination of the treaty.
4) All tanks, IFV, Ships , and Military aircraft (fixed wing or Rotary) shall be impounded in such a fashion that they can be inspected by US National technical means. The removal of vehicles from said impounds without notification shall be cause for the destruction of the removed vehicles as well as ALL other impounded vehicles at the discretion of US/Israeli forces. Violation of this clause will indicate termination of the treaty.
5) The presence of Hospitals and places of worship shall be marked and provided to the Us/Israeli forces. The presence of any weaponry or military items in violation of the traditional codes of war for perfidy shall make attacks on such perfidious sites free of any taint of the violation of the rules of war and be a reason for termination of this treaty
6)The US/Israel may overfly Iran freely for military or national reconnaissance purposes without intervention by the Iranian government. Any resistance to this may (up to and including illuminating said vehicles with search or fire control radars) be met with destruction of said resistance by whatever means deemed appropriate. This constitutes a reason for the termination of the treaty
7) The government of Iran shall officially sign an instrument of surrender explicitly specifying these conditions within 14 days of agreeing to this treaty
Honestly, as draconian as the terms I specify are, I do not believe they would be sufficient, even if we were willing to follow through. The only safe path I see is an ugly one: reduce Iran’s technological level to the early 19th century and then let Israel target them as needed to keep them there. I really hate that, but a Germany/Japan like occupation is just not in the cards. We have neither the stomach, the experience, nor the troop levels to provide that kind of oversight. Our treaties with Saddam Hussein after the first Gulf War have taught us that not responding aggressively to violations is problematic against this particular culture. We need to make sure the nuclear threat to us and our Allies (and it is NOT just Israel, the missiles used to attack Diego Garcia can also reach Paris, Berlin and London) is gone, and let the locals deal with Iran as they see fit.
I know a woman who is extremely progressive in her beliefs and because of this orientation she is surrounded by people who agree with her on every single point of the narrative. So naturally, she and her friends are squarely behind the Zionism = Genocide talking point. But she has a very old friend who was also on the Left who is also Jewish. And she was relating to this friend a story about a high school student graduating in America who was a Palestinian refugee and who spoke movingly about her experiences in living in and then leaving Israel and the Palestinian areas. What she told me was that her friend became extremely angry by any attempt to portray Palestinians as victims and Israelis as aggressors. She asked me if this attitude makes sense and whether she could somehow bring her friend around to her way of thinking.
I was adamant that her friend would never change her point of view about who were the aggressors and who were the victims in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. I said that to this woman the Israelis were more than countrymen, they were tantamount to family. And then I went further and said I thought it was very likely that her opposing opinions might mean that this woman might not even consider her a friend any longer.
I told her that I have lost friends and had angry confrontations even with family over deep differences in belief and ideology. I am of the opinion that family still represents the most important relation and must override even differences in ideology but the way forward involves agreeing to disagree and avoiding the subjects that will trigger anger. So, I hazarded the opinion that if indeed this woman was now unfriendly toward her, it would probably require an acknowledgement of the seriousness of the difference and an agreement by both to avoid this irreconcilable difference of opinion in the future to preserve the friendship. Of course, I’m not sure how good my advice was but it was my honest opinion.
So, what’s interesting about this story? I think the radical nature of the new progressives is causing considerable strain on the Left. Just as the trans-ideology caused rifts with feminists and even lesbians so the Gaza orthodoxy is causing a very considerable portion of American Jews to revolt against this plank of the Left’s platform. And even beyond this there is someone like Democrat Senator Fetterman who refuses to reject the Israelis even in the face of incredible abuse by his own party. So, if the radical fringe of the Democrats continues to control places like New York City and Los Angeles I think they will continue to alienate significant portions of the Democrat coalition. And that is all to the good. It gives the rest of the country a clear idea of exactly what the Left will do if they take over.
So, I ran into a case where the radical Left is tearing up old friendships. Possibly this will give some people pause. But either way it’s an indication of just how toxic this new radicalism really is.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)
Well, Trump says the Iranian war is over. Hmmm. How does that work? Does Iran stop attacking its neighbors and does that mean Israel and Hezbollah are ready to stop trading missiles too? I saw gasoline below $4/gallon today. Is that because of these headlines today or is that just the latest price bouncing off of lower demand?
Of course, I’d love for this to be the end of this war. It would give the Republicans a big boost in November and would almost certainly deny Democrats the Senate. But it just doesn’t seem likely to me that Tehran will just back off and play nice. It’s just not in their DNA. But of course, I’ll give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt and wait and see if he’s pulled off a coup with this announcement.
I’ve always wondered just how dysfunctional the Iranian nation is. Back in the 1980s they fought a war with Iraq in which a million young Iranians died during “human wave” attacks against a mechanized Iraqi army. The stupidity of something like this can’t be overstated. But now the next generation of Iranians seem to be completely directionless. They despise the mullahs and hate their religious extremism and mismanagement of the economy but they have been brutalized by the Basij Resistance Force to such an extent that they’ve withdrawn back into their homes and have failed to organize any resistance of their own.
Think about this country, since 1979 their whole people have been led by lunatics whose whole plan is to restore a theocratic government that fell apart almost a thousand years ago because it has never had a reliable way of choosing new leaders and because its tenets are not conducive to a thriving society. But at the same time, the strongest faction in the country is the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The actual power in Iran is in their hands and they are in control of both the armed forces and the Basij Resistance Force that they use to control the general population and crush dissent. And they’ve become so strongly ensconced that really the only way to pry power from them would be to send in an enormous army and defeat them on the ground. And everyone knows we’re not going to do that.
So, what we have is a perpetual stalemate. Iran spends its oil money on building bunkers in their mountains and filling them with missiles and drones. And they use these weapons to supply Hezbollah and Hamas with the means to kill Israelis. I guess the day could finally come where Iranians just get so fed up with their miserable lives that they rise up and murder the Basij agents with their bare hands. Or the Israelis just get so good at technological warfare that they manage to infiltrate all of Iran’s bunkers and blow them all up at the same time and follow it up with exploding cell phones that kill the entire Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps in one fell swoop.
But until one or the other of these two fantasies come true Iran will exist to nauseate the world of normal people that just want a sanity to prevail.