Lifeboat

Today I had to head out for a work training that I wasn’t looking forward to.  I mean, Saturday?  What is this the 1930s?  And then I thought, yeah, it kinda is.

And in addition, yesterday the ZMan’s “power hour” podcast failed to materialize for almost the first time I can remember.  And it didn’t show up today either, something about his work schedule.  So, I was even more out of my routine for this point of the week.

But every day we have on this Earth is a good day in some sense so I figured I’d see what would develop.  Well, the training was not what I’d call interesting but studying the people turned out to be amusing.  It’s funny how small towns seem to perpetuate “types.”  There’s the politician who’s always doing his schtick and the police officer who immediately sizes up the people in the room.  And you can recognize school teachers and small businessmen and doctors and tradesmen.

And each of these different types approach their time in the group differently and somewhat as adversaries.  Their differences of opinion are extremely predictable and almost stereotypical.  And I’m sure that goes for me too.  Anyone who has been trained as an engineer will fall back on a predictable way of approaching a problem or a project.  I’m sure that the selectman looks at me as a sort of obstacle when any kind of technical issue interferes with something he’s working on.

And so even though the subject matter wasn’t something I wanted to spend my Saturday on I kind of enjoyed interacting with a room of my fellow humans.  It reminded me of that famous Alfred Hitchcock WWII movie “Lifeboat.”  You have a bunch of people who have escaped from an American passenger ship that was sunk by a German U-boat.  They include a cross section of American society from the millionaire industrialist, to the working-class sailors of the sunken ship, with a female newspaper columnist, and a love interest for one of the sailors thrown in to make the movie interesting for the women viewers.  And, of course, they include a German sailor that escaped from the U-boat that also sank.  Watching the “allied” passengers aggravate each other over social differences is even more interesting than the conflict with the Nazi “prisoner” who eventually becomes the leader of the castaways.

I guess if my politics had been known to the other participants some of them at least would probably have likened me to the German U-boat commander.  But regardless, involving yourself with the people around you is a good and necessary thing.  I think a big part of the problem with the blue states is that the Right has refused to get involved in local politics and so by default, it has been taken over by the Left.  How could that not turn into a disaster?  And even in the Red States, allowing other people to make decisions that you’re too busy to worry about is a recipe for disaster.

Of course, for someone in New England it’s all academic.  All the big battles have already been fought and lost.  Our scope only remains in the local town decisions.  And even these are sometimes almost completely circumscribed by state and federal mandates.  But fighting the good fight is still the better way.  Just ceding everything to the Left is lazy and crazy.

So, I returned home feeling somewhat energized instead of drained as I thought I would be.  It’s funny.  People taken one at a time are mostly not so awful.  Obviously, there are the horrible exceptions but I think a lot of those are found in the upper strata of society.  Regular people tend to be regular.  They’re all full of tics and habits and mannerisms and sure they’re all a little crazy at least.  But most of them are kind of hard to truly hate.  I guess the real problem is we’ve never figured out a way to keep the mob from running our lives.  I guess the trick is to be in charge of the mob.

Well anyway I managed to escape from the Lifeboat back to my cozy island here in Dunwich.  And hopefully tomorrow I’ll have some subject more profound than this to expound upon.  Watch out for those U-boats.

The Twilight Zone – Complete Series Review – Season 1 Episode 25 – People Are Alike All Over

This is another one of those iconic Twilight Zone episodes.  Roddy McDowall was a pretty well-known child actor in the 1940s and was fairly recognizable to the tv audience.  Later on, between his part as Cornelius the Chimp in Planet of the Apes and some other motion pictures (he was Augustus Caesar in the big budget Liz Taylor/Richard Burton disaster Cleopatra) he become a popular star of tv and Broadway.

Here he plays Sam Conrad who along with Warren Marcusson are to be the first two men to land on Mars.  Conrad is very nervous.  He’s a scientist, not a pilot, and he frets about the danger and what they will find on Mars.  Marcusson tries to allay his fears by telling him his belief that “people are alike all over.”  Conrad’s fears are well justified.  The ship crash lands and Marcusson is critically injured.  Conrad can hear something on the outside of the ship banging on the door.  He tells Marcusson that he is afraid to open the door but Marcusson begs him to open the door.  When he does so he finds people that are indistinguishable from humans.  They go to help Marcusson but find that he has died.  They tell Conrad that they will bury Marcusson and then they will provide him with shelter.  He meets a Martian woman named Teenya who shows compassion for him.

They leave Conrad at the ship over night and the next day they return to tell him that they have prepared a home for him that they hope he’ll like.  They bring him to a duplicate of an American 1960s home, complete with television, wet bar, refrigerator and gas stove.  They ask him to remain there while they prepare him to see their city.  While they are leaving Teenya is noticeably upset but the rest of the group are almost jubilant.

Conrad makes himself at home and makes himself a scotch highball and smokes a cigarette that he lights off the stove.  But while wandering around he finds that all the doors are locked and there are no windows.  He starts banging on a door to get out when one of the walls retracts to reveal a wall of bars facing a crowd of Martians staring into his “home.”  A sign in front of his enclosure reads, “Earth Creature in his native habitat.”  He’s in a zoo.  Teenya is in the crowd and is the only one distraught by his new status.  Conrad calls out to his dead comrade he says “Marcusson, you were right people are alike all over.”

Interesting coincidence, the actress playing Teenya, Susan Oliver also played Vina, the woman who was injured in a crash and kept in captivity by aliens in the Star Trek episode “The Menagerie.”  She was bait for Captain Pike in that episode.  Coincidence?  I wonder.

The surprise ending in this episode is pretty easy to guess and the dialog is only fair.  But I have fond memories of this as one of my earliest real science fiction stories.  I’ll give it a B+.