This one’s too good to leave alone.
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
It’s good to see that Dementia Joe has restored the dignity of the United States presidency abroad. It’s no wonder that the press conferences now take place on a virtual reality set. Hopefully Dr. Jill will equip the “Big Guy’s” pants with extra soundproofing after this. Possibly Joe will be given a new acronym FOTUS. I’ll let the reader do the math.
I was going to write something about replacing mean tweets with noxious…
Nevermind.
If you look at all the bizarre behaviors exhibited by Dementia Joe and the other members of his family it’s not a stretch to start comparing them to some of the less reputable members of the Julio-Claudians. Tiberius and Caligula come to mind. The sobering thought is that people usually get the leaders they deserve. Hopefully that’s only speaking on average.