A press release announced the Bidens’ new pet.
President Joe Biden introduced the puppy, Commander, in a video posted Monday to Twitter.
“Meet the newest Biden,” the tweet said.
In the video, the playful pup runs to the president, who greets it with “Hey, pal. How you doing? How are you?”
And details were given on past Biden German Shepherds.
In March, Biden’s second German shepherd, a 3-year-old rescue named Major, nipped a Secret Service agent’s hand in an “extremely minor” incident, another Secret Service official confirmed.
Major was sent to live at the family’s home in Delaware after the injury. Champ was also being cared for by family friends in Wilmington at the time.
The new presidential pet arrives six months after Biden and his family mourned the loss of their German shepherd Champ. “Our hearts are heavy today as we let you all know that our beloved German Shepherd, Champ, passed away peacefully at home,” a statement from the White House said at the time.
But other more sinister theories have emerged.
Unnamed but reliable sources have alleged that the Biden Administration is assembling an army of German Shepherds to protect Joe Biden when Kamala Harris sends her hit squad to take out Dementia Joe early in 2021. The activities are being hidden behind a simple ruse of claiming that the Bidens like dogs.
This elaborate theory replaces the earlier and simpler idea that Joe wanted the dogs around to blame for any bad smells or actual dumps found around the White House by staff and visitors.
Personally I think we should go with Occam’s Razor. We know Joe is having serious digestive issues and any hit team Harris sends will be almost as inept as she is. My only input here is that it seems excessively cruel even for Dementia Joe to expose these poor canines to himself, Dr. Jill and Jen Psaki on a daily basis. Possibly a local humane society could rescue these poor dogs and replace them with hyenas that are well documented as being monstrously cruel and hideous in appearance and thus would be right at home at the White House.